Here are the rules.. we'll try to keep it simple...
No Guarantees - This service is not guaranteed to be available at all times, and we reserve the right to discontinue all services whenever we want. We have no plans to do that right now, but you never know what might happen in the future.
It's not Spam - From time to time we may send e-mail messages to our members. These messages might be announcing new features, a quick "hello" from a bored administrator, or notices of impending doom. Who knows. We'll try not to bother you too much though.
Editorial Control - We reserve the right to delete any messages on any ZonkBoards that we find particularly offensive or disruptive. We can also take your ZonkBoard away at any time for no particular reason. We like to think we're nice people, and won't go yanking anyone's chain without a good reason, so don't worry.
Too Sexy for my ZonkBoard - If you run a purely adult web site, are a warez trader, script kiddie, or resemble any form of pond scum, please do not use this service on your web site. If we find you using a ZonkBoard on these kinds of sites, we'll take it away and tell your mother. ZonkBoard is designed to be used on weblogs and personal web sites only.
Not set in Stone - We can change the Terms of Service at any time. We'll drop you an e-mail if we do to let you know if we do that. If you don't like any changes we make, you'll have to give your ZonkBoard back to us. We're not in business to upset anyone though, so we'll try to be nice.
Did we miss anything? Play nice and everyone will be happy.