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Ole: I had to go to the vet on Saturday because I keep running on 3 legs not 4. He doesn't know why I do it because noting actually hurts. It's got them all thinking though and I have some tasty tablets to take.

Dusty: Hi there. I got in trouble yesterday both big and little she persons went to London early and because he person had had to get up early to take them to the coach he thought he would take me to Priory Marina for a walk. Well its agreat place to swim as

Dusty: well as walk which is fine till I found a football in the water but it was too big for me to get a grip on with my mouth so I pushed it with my nose but the wrong way and spent about 20 minutes swimming round after it ignoring he person shouting at me to

Dusty: come out of the water. I was fine but he was getting worried I would get tired and he would have had to come in and get me. I almost made him but thought I might have been in even bigger trouble then

Angel Tobi: Hello my friends I am very happy flying in the whole sky, Ole I am going to send you a walking stick, when I was young my persons told me not to imitate people's difficulties because is very easy to end up walking like them. Ji wof ji guau ji ji ji

Angel Tobi: For Pip I am going to send you a door mat wich will say "dogs are welcome"

Angel Tobi: Yesterday my persons made a little party and they gave me a bit of their food, I tasted it then I did remember what beautiful was to be alive with them.

Pip: Angel Tobi - how are you up there? Person has been VERFY busy seeing lots of dogs. I'll tell you about them all soon. and Oscar's She-Person has just lost TWO MORE TEETH. She has no top front teeth now, not until the new ones grow anyway.

Pip: I meant VERY not VERFY. I am a Disliexic Streamlined Dog too.(God or Dog)

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, I am very happy up here, and I am very happy looking to the beautiful pictures your person shows in your page.

Angel Tobi: Hello Tally, tell me how's Ole today. Is he getting better? I think could be a thorn.

Angel Tobi: To Oscar's she person I'm going to send her a beautiful and strong teeth, she must clean them very well to keep them her whole life, especially after candies or chocolates.

Angel Tobi: Pip, how's the weather there, my persons say it’s very hot, soon will start the rainy season and will be less hot but with too much humidity. Bye my friends.

Pip: Angel Tobi I love you. It is very warm here - but it shouild not be so warm at this time of year. Persons call it Global Warming. You won't have to worry about Global Warming in Heaven

Pip: Dusty - your friend Oscar is now home. You will soon be able to play with himn again. Hello Geordie. Say hello to your Person from my Person.I don't like the sound of arthritis. Reiki might make me wriggle.

Ole: Hello everyone, this limping is becoming an epidemic round here. Tally had to visit the vet Monday because she had a hurt in her front paw. He is a very nice vet but she wouldn't let him see her paw.

Ole: So, yesterday she had to go back to him and he made her go to sleep and then he looked at her paw. She has got an infection in her nail bed and had some injections. Perhaps Angel Tobi will send her a walking stick instead.

Ole: My person's son (Tally's person's brother) is not using walking sticks anymore but they are too big for us to use. Tally has the same tablets as me now. They taste good so they hae to be locked away or I would do the same thing as Pip did.

Pip: Hi Ole - A Nail Bed sounds uncomfortable. Is it something to do with punishment for making babies outside marriage?

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip and Ole, I love you so much, you are my first doggy friends and I worry about your health, I’m sending a mini walking stick for Tally, stuffed bones, liver and bacon pate and croissants. Every one in your each mini parachute.

Angel Tobi: This afternoon I was flying close from my persons and they were watching Animal Hospital, there are very nice vets with dogs, cats, etc. and they make a lot of tests to them to be sure they are OK like persons. Also I saw dogs in the kennels.

Ole: Don't worry Angel Tobi we are all fine now. Everyone is walking properly. My person is going away for the weekend and I will only have Tally's person at home. I shall think of some mischeif to teach them to take me with them.

noola: Hi pip me and Dizzy seen our photo on your blog i am bigger now and when i get bigger i will tell dizzy off,see how she likes it.persons say she is teaching me ,but i think she is just being bossy.we bin cornwall again and i did another poo on the beach

Dizzy: i heard that.Well at least i do all my toilets outside ha ha

Oscar: Hi Pip, Yep, I'm definitely back. Kennels was OK, but I was worried I was going to another home again, like the time my first persons sent me away, and I came to live here, but I was so excited when I realised that they hadn't left me for ever.

Oscar: I'm trying hard to be good, I hardly ever jump on the settee, or pinch food from the worktop now, I used to grab she persons toast as soon as it popped up from the toaster, but she doesn't yell anymore, just puts me out without a word - boring!!!

Oscar: Even when I'm allowed in the living room when little people are in bed, I don't spend all night foraging and pinching lego, I have a quick sniff around then lie down, I'm soooo chilled out now!

Oscar: But I am a bit worried about my best girlfriend Dusty trying to pick up a bouy on the beach! I thought I was her best boy!? Oh, also, my boy-person James has his arm in a sling - might be broken, he has to go back to hospital again on Wed to find out.

Oscar: I must stop all this typing now, its making my paws ache and I have some serious chilling out to do. I'm glad to be back home and will chat again soon - bye everyone.

Ole: Hi Pip, Hi Angel Tobi, Hi all the doglistening dogs. I don't have to make holes in the fence to get out, I just find the ones persons have left. I found three at the weekend. One time I got down the drive and went to see Alfie- Next-Door.

Ole: Alfie-Next-Door is a labrador and he can't get out under the gate but I am a patterdale and I can get in. Tally's person gave in and brought Tally down as well to play but then the ponies broke the gate again and she had to go catch them.

Ole: So it's been an escape weekend. Scores me 3 ponies 2 Tally 0.

Pip: Hello all my doggy friends. Hello Oscars Boy and Girl Persons. Hello my Angel friend, Tobi.

Pip: Person is typing for me today. She has left out the C in MISCHIEF

Oscar's girl person.: I like the picture of the doggy sandwich, but you and Monty the Mont should be the same colour and Marmite should be in the middle to make a Marmite sandwich!!

sasha she person: hi pip sasha is behaving much better she no longer grabs trouser legs & does not jump on sasha' boy person any more xx

Pip: Well done Sasha's Persons -thatmakesmy Pereson so happy perhaps she won't ignore me today at all.

Pip: Hello Oscar's She=Person. It's a silly sandwich with me in the middle. Can you eat crusts with no front teeth?

Pip: Sorry I know Oscar'sShe-Person has front teeth. My Person told me so. I meant to say Oscar's GIRL-Person

Ole: We have had a very interesting weekend. My person's neice & her partner came to stay. They came to choose one of my puppies. They chose a girl called Sam. This is only her litter name. They have got to choose a real name for her.

Ole: We are going to have another boy puppy. That will teach Tally a lesson. He is called Jack at the momment but he will get a better name. i used to be called Spot and Tally was called Mole.

Ole: I am glad we got better names than that when we got our real home.

Ole: Where arre you Tobi? How are your persons managing without you to look after them?

Angel Tobi: Hello Ole I am glad to know every thing is OK with you, I was flying around the world for a little I saw you all my doggies friends and in my persons house they were watching a TV program and I saw your dog's characteristics and I was laughing a lot.

Angel Tobi: I recognized your happiness is to dig holes and get into the rabbits holes to chase them, I see why you like too much that!

Angel Tobi:

Try not to eat all rabbits to have more fun further ! ! !

Angel Tobi: They are managing OK but they miss me so much, is strange because they had several cats long time ago and my step brother Bili when I came to live with them and I think they never felt this way. I am the most urging to reincarnate in the new dog to come

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip I always can see you are very happy with Monty the Mont and Marmite; my persons did bring Beto hoping we were going to be step brothers, but sadly was the opposite. I think that is why you don’t miss so much your person when she is out doing

Angel Tobi: dog listening, you have one step brother and one step sister who loves you so much and I know you and Monty the Mont are best friends ! ! !

Angel Tobi: My persons are in they old house and they are lasting more than I thought to go to live with them. I am going to try to pull they ears to make fun of them.

Angel Tobi: Please tell me how was the earthquake, did you feel it, are you all my doggies friends OK.

Pip: Angel Tobi! You are flying our way again! I didn't feel any earthquake here.Tell your persons to let you reincarnate with them quickly, or you may go into another dog's bodyfar far away from them- if they are not quick.

Pip: Marmite says that because she is only given half the amount of food I have and Monty the Mont has, please Angel Tobi drop her down some smelly tripe, sausages and pigs ears.

Pip: Maybe you could reincarnate into one of Ole's puppies next time Ole is out having fun. Happy flying. Amen. Hasta la Vista

Ole: Ruby is a patterdale. I am a patterdale. Ruby is very pretty. I would like to meet her.

Pip: Ruby has been warned about boys like you, Ole. Ruby is a Patterdale/Jack Russel Cross really.Can you do vertical take-off Ole?

noola: hello pip and ole and angeltobi.I did my first swim today and i wasn't scared even though it was accident.persons smiled and Dizzy run on cause she still thinks she is more betterer than me so i barked at her and she told me off .

Ole: Hello Noola, Tally & I like playing in water but she doesn't like to go deep enough to swim. I do swim, sometimes by accident. Tally does go deep underground. She frightened her person Saturday when she went down a rabbit hole and out of sight.

Ole: When she came out, she came out forwards!! I wanted to go down the rabbit hole and try turning round but I wasn't allowed a go. Tally keeps going back to the rabbit hole every time we go for a walk.

Oscar's girl person.: Hi Pip, Sorry it's been such a long time, but 'yes' I can still eat my crust without my front teeth. Love you Pip Bye.

Oscar's Boy person.: Hi Pip,you know you said you always knew that your she-person always loved you even when she-person ignored you,I think Oscar thinks the same.

Pip: Hi Oscar's Boy and Girl Persons. My Person says to tell Oscar that she loves him too x

Pip: I like being IGNORED really. It give me time out. Don't tell my Person I like it, will you.

Angel Tobi: Hello my doggies friends, my he person was with a lot of work, please tell me Ole is going to be better, my persons was very sad and they still miss me so much I don't want to know there are more people being sad nor Ole being here in dog's heaven,

Angel Tobi: it's not his time yet, I have red eyes and a few angel tears, I must not being sad in heaven everything is happyness.

Angel Tobi: My little beautiful friend Ole I hope you'll not being in dog's heaven looking for me.

Angel Tobi: Pip tell your persons and Ole's persons if Ole is here I will keep very well for him. Pip I'm sending mini parachutes with smelly tripe, sausages, pigs ears and stuffed bones for you, Monty the Mont and Marmite.

Angel Tobi: My persons are working hard because they are about to move soon.

Angel Tobi: Hello Noola I am happy to ear from you again my he person saw a lot of dogs having a lot of happy moments at the beach swimming. I know you enjoy so much that.

Angel Tobi: Bye my friends I will come tomorrow to know about Ole, bye my doggies friends.

Pip: Hello Angel Tobi. My Person is still sometimes crying because Ole was killed by a car.He ran out into the road. I think you will find Ole in Heaven chasing the girl dogs.

dizzy: He and she persons are looking vary sad but i know angle Toby will be waiting for Ole with a set of angle wings and will be a good friend for Ole,we all send big hugs xx

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip and Dizzy, yes I'm looking for him I have a set of rocket wings to fly all world and sky around with him.

Angel Tobi: I think Tally must be very sad and also Ole's sons. I am waiting to see him, and I am going to advice him that he can't make baby dogs in dog's heaven.

Angel Tobi: My persons are going to miss so much the tender kisses he send to them. When I find him I going to take a flight with him to his house to say good bye to his persons, and to make spooky jokes to you Pip. Guau Guau

Angel Tobi: Bye Pip and Dizzy, OLE where are you find muy at the rainbow side. I am waiting for you my friend to play a lot here!!!

Angel Tobi: Hello my friends, Pip, Angel Ole, Dizzi, Tally, etc.

Dusty: I went out for awalk with Oscar yesterday and he was excited but well behaved I think he was very pleased to be out

Pip: Whoopeee. Fun. I would love Oscar and I would love you too.

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, please take good care of you, Monty the Mont and Marmite.

Angel Tobi: About the global warming I am going to tell you that in one of my fligts to my persons home I heard them talking about it, they said 20 years ago the temperature was colder than nowadays.

Angel Tobi: Angel Ole please tell me where are you? I am waiting you to make a big fligts thru the stars!!!

Angel Tobi: Bye to all my doggies friends and kisses to the persons who loves them.

Jester: Hello to all the big grown up dogs. I am a Patterdale terrier and I am 8 weeks old. Ole was my daddy and I have come to cheer his person up because there is much sadness in this house. I am called Jester because my father was a bit of a clown.

Jester: Angel Tobi I hope you will be my friend. I came to Ole and Tally's house with two of my sisters. One sister has gone to live in Bristol a long way away but we will go to see her in the summer. The other sister lies here with me and she is called Lolepop.

Angel Tobi: For sure jester I love you, I asked your dad to see pictures of you, Pip know we were very big friends, I asked Ole to see pictures of you!!! Your dad was a very good friend of me like Pip, Pip is a very good friend of me, we are going to be

Angel Tobi: Your dady was a very good friend of me as Pip is.

Angel Tobi: You both are my friends keep being like that I love you.

Pip: Hello Angel Tobi and Angel Ole (I hope you are an angel now), and Oscar and Noola and Tally and Dusty and everyone.Persons are making a new summerhouse for us today. Hasta la Vista Babies

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, Jester and all the doggies. Congratulations for you new house, did you ask for a pool on it?

Angel Tobi: Jester I remember your's father nickname "Olepop" I also remember he had and argument with a car previously. Here in heaven he can have all the arguments with starships and he will enjoy it so much.

Pip: Hi Angel Tobi - have you living persons moved to the new country yet? Are they going to get another dog soon so that you can be born again?

Oscar: Hi Pip and everyone else, I just thought I'd let you know that I am still trying (pretending) to be good. My ASBO has been revoked, and I saw my best friend Dusty last week, I was very excited. I am seeing her again tomorrow - Yippee!

Oscar: I'm a bit concerned about She-Person though Pip, she doesn't seem to know where she is going, first we're going down the hill, then she changes direction and it's back up the hill, then left, then right, I thought she was going nutty, then I realised

Oscar: it had something to do with me. It seems to be that she has these mad 'do's' when I'm pulling ahead, I think I'll try walking nicely tomorrow and see if it helps her concentrate - must go now, I've a blanket to curl up on. Speak to you again soon, bye.

Pip: Hi Oscar - yes, pretend to walk nicely tomorrow, otherwise you she-person will get your ASBO back and it will be 'stopping starting changing direction' in the garden again. That happens to me too. (yawn)

Pip: Persons seem tolike all this chaning direction. We dogs just want to get on with the HUNT. xx

Pip: My Person is typing for me and it's not very good. Oscarsay hello to boy and girl persons. So long baby...

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, they are going to move very soon, but I must wait a little bit for my re born. He person wants so much to have my reborn; love like we give to people it’s the most pure love you can find, that’s why is very sad to see rescue kennels dogs,

Angel Tobi: he will look for one from there, but he also wants another one like me.

Angel Tobi: My doggies friends, there is a few time ago since I don't send treats to you; there is going dows stuffed bones, tripe, liver and bacon pate for Jester and Tally; Oscar, Dusty and Dizzy please tell me what you want from heaven to send it to you in

Angel Tobi: Excuse me, little parachutes. Bye my doggies friends.

Dusty: Diont know about Heaven but any ham or cheese or cooked chicken would be great coming down on a parachute. My he person took a nice picture of me How does he get it on the web site?

Pip: Hi Dusty - email it to theokm@aol.com and my Person will see to it. And Tobi, I like juice chicken has been cooked in please. Not sure how the parachute will send it. x

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, Jester, Angel Ole, Tally, Oscar, Dizzy and all my doggies friends!!!

Angel Tobi: Dusty, don`t worry about it you are going to come here some time, you are going to be very happy and also you can come back agais as another dog.

Angel Tobi: OK Pip I am sending chicken juice in a sealed bottle and for Dusty ham and cheese. Here in heaven we can eat what ever we like.

Angel Tobi: My earth persons are having too much work with their moving, I think in the two weeks they are going to be landing in their new country. I am happy because when they will be flying they are going to be close to me, maybe I will can give them two kisses

Angel Tobi: Jester tell me something about you, how is going being with your aunt, is she good with you?

Angel Tobi: Excuse me: about the flying kisses correcting the tense is: I hope to be able to give them kisses when they will be flying. For sure I will do it.

Jester: Hello Pip and Angel Tobi. I am settling in well in my new home but Lolepop is always trying to sit on my person's lap and go to sleep. My person can't work use the computer properly when she has a furry black lump on her lap.

Jester: I like to play with Aunty Tally but sometimes she is a bit rough. She bites my back legs and tries to shake me. But mostly we play good chasing games together. I have learnt to sit when I am told because then I will get a treat.

Jester: Next week I am going to Somerset to see the trolls and my sister who is now called Chelsea Twinkletoes.

Angel Tobi: Hello Jester, I am very happy you are having very great moments with your Aunty Tally and your persons, I am very glad to read it!

Angel Tobi: Congratulations you are very young to learn to sit, that demonstrates you are very intelligent doggy.

Angel Tobi: I hope trolls will be kind with you in Somerset.

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, did you like the chiquen juice? Jester tell me what you want from heaven's dogs as a treat, I can send you a lot of tasteful treats.

Jester: Angel Tobi would you be so kind as to send us some liver pate. Aunty Tally has some every day to make her eat her tablets but we don't get any. Tally is still taking antibiotics for her poorly paw but it doesn't look poorly to me.

Angel Tobi: Yes Jester a mini parachute with liver pate is going down and a kiss to Tally's paw to get it recovered faster.

Angel Tobi: Bye my doggies friends, a doggie from heaven say I love you all ! ! !

Jester: Mmmmmmmm I love pate. It makes my tail wag very fast. I have learnt to 'sit' for pate. Now I am learning 'down'. I will soon be able to play with all the other dogs because I have had my injections.

Pip: Hello my friends. Do you know someong who would like to make Poppy feel safe and loved?

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip and Jester. Jester I see you are a very clever doggy.

Angel Tobi: Pip, Jester, Dizzy, Oscar, Noola, Dusty, Geordie and all doggies, tomorrow 13th I will see my earth persons close from me in the sky, yeeeeaaaa yupi yupi yupi

Pip: Have your Earth Persons moved to a new country yet? Where is it? I wonder how Oscar is getting on with his boy and girl persons.Hasta la vista, baby

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, Jester, Dizzy, Oscar, Noola, Dusty, Geordie and al doggies, I am visiting my Earth Persons in Buenos Aires – Argentina and it’s very cold for a doggie, I am hoping to reincarnate in a very fury dog. I am flying around them and is very

Angel Tobi: beautiful; close from where they are living there is a park exclusively for dogs. Yea yea yea doggies.

Angel Tobi: I am going to tell you a funny thing, their flight was very turbulent, and they don’t know that was me jumping of happiness all over the plane for having them close from me in heaven. Bye all my doggies friends.

Oscar: Hi Pip and everyone else. I'm doing fine thanks. I went for a lovely walk with my friend Dusty again the other day, and I did quite a good job of behaving myself. In fact, I'm getting so good, that when a Person friend came over the other day......

Oscar: ... he said that Persons had exchanged me for another dog, which looked the same, but was all calm and not at all silly and excitable! They assured him it was really me, I'd just started to behave myself at long last! Poppy looks really beautiful ....

Oscar: ... my she -person wished we had a big garden, as she has always said she would love to get a friend for me to play with all the time, but our garden is too small for two big dogs, and she person would not manage to walk two dogs. I have got a little ...

Oscar: better, but I still pull too much when we go for our hunt. Boy and girl persons are doing fine, they do not get in my bed anymore, instead, they call me to them and cuddle me. I like my cuddles much more these days too. Must go now Bye everyone xx

Oscar's girl person.: I just finished gesture eating with my mum, now I'm going to play my Zoo Empire game. I'm going to make a Zoo for you 3 - what are your favourite animals?

Pip: Hello Oscar's Girl Person. I think I would liuke rabbits if I could catch one, also CATS. But I'm not allowed. Have your new teeth grown yet?

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, Jester and all my doggies friends, how is everything, I am almost tired of flying around my earth people they are doing to much walking.

Pip: I Angel Tobi - I think it's time your earth persons einjcarnated you now into another Shnauzer.

Pip: My Person is typing for me again today. Rubbish. REINCARNATED she should have said. x

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip, my persons don't have a house yet and maybe it will take a little time, I'm in a hurry I want to jump, bark, to have my nose squeezed, etc. again.

Angel Tobi: Flying I saw my persons playing with two Shar Pei dogs which are family of them, I WANT TO REINCARNATE QUICKLY!.

Pip: Hi Angel Tobi, if you don't reincarnate quickly I may find you a new Dogs Body to come into in England. Hasta la Vista, Angle

dizzy: Hi Pip,persons computer broke and they had to get it fixed and start again.Noola is getting bigger and i think i might let her be in charge because i am nice and we have been to cornwall with he persons mother and auntie persons.They are old and funny.

Pip: Hi Dizzy, I have just seen a photo of you and lots of other dogs. Persons need computers. Dogs don't. My person keeps talking about Backing Up and Losing Data. I Back Up when I want my back scratched.Sometimes Persons doesn't obey me though.

Pip: oooh Oscar, don't let you Persons find holes. My He-Person gets cross. My She-Person fills them in with my poo and then puts earth from the mole hills on top. That spoils a good hole for me.

Angel Tobi: Hello my dear friend Pip, I'm still not reincarnated, meanwhile I'm doing a lot of eagle view recognition angel smelling and angel doing marks in this new places I make a lot of jokes to the dogs and they can't know what's happening,

Angel Tobi: a few of the little ones were my friends in heaven and I have a little of envy watching then already reincarnated. It's cold here. Bye to all my doggies friends. Angel doggie kisses to all and Jester.

Jester: Hello Pip and Angel Tobi. I haven't written anything for a long time because my person is as busy as Pip's person. I have been to Somerset twice. My sister Chelsea is not as big as me. My sister Lolepop is not as big as me.

Jester: I am going to keep growing till Tally is not as big as me. Chelsea's person's mum has a hot tub in the garden. Chelsea went in the hot tub but person's threw her out! Her person's mum bought her a paddling pool and we all went in it.

Jester: Patterdales like playing in water. I went to the seaside with Tally and Lolepop. The tide was in and there was no room on the tiny beach so we swam in the sea. At Wellington we played in the stream. It was good fun.

Angel Tobi: Hello Jester, how beautiful things had you written, I know Pip likes the water as well. Maybe when you'll be big as him you can invite him to go to play with you.

Angel Tobi: Doggies, tell your persons "working is health's good medicine", my earth persons has no home yet, looks like is a hard thing to look for a place to live. For us doggies is easy, any place is good and better a sofa.

Jester: I hope your person will soon find a home. Where are they living while they look for one? Which country are they in? I hope the people are friendly to them. When I went to the woods with Tally and Lolepop last week a big dog was not friendly to me.

Jester: It bit me on my back and I had to go to the vet to have the fur pulled out of the hole that its tooth had made. I did not enjoy that but I was very brave and only made one small cry when the metal went in a bit deep.

Pip: whoops - didn't Tally come to save you? Are you now as big as Ole?

Pip: Angel Tobishould be reincarnated in England. We will find him a new body and a new sofa near to where I live. Would you like to be a Shnauzer next time or would you like to try something different?

Jester: I am bigger than my dad was, I have longer legs than him. There was only one puppy in my litter who looked like Ole. Tally and Lolepop were running around in the wood to get away from the dogs but I got hurt. My person was very cross with the dogs' person

Angel Tobi: Hello Pip and Jester, my earth persons are in Argentina and they are searching for a place to live at the Atlantic Coast, I think they soon are going to have a new home. Jester you need to run faster than you do, in that way you can avoid been bitten by

Angel Tobi: Thank you Pip for your offer and it's very tempting because you, Ole and Jester were my first doggy friends, but I want to be an earth dog like before with my earth persons, if I go to live to England I would not see them anymore. Where they are going to

Angel Tobi: live there are a lot of homeless dogs. I did read my persons minds from heaven and my he person would want to have another Schnauzer, but me having been so happy with them already as a Schnauzer makes me to think try to be a dog from a shelter as you.

Angel Tobi: Bye Pip and Jester, I think I will have good news soon. Jester keep away from bigger dogs than you.

Angel Tobi: Bye doggies I'm sending tripe for Pip and I hope Jester likes liver pate as Ole did.

Angel Tobi: Mini parachutes with gifts going down to earth. Bye.

Jester: Angel Tobi, I am learning to run very fast. When I was little Tally used to play tag with Lolepop and me like she used to with Ole. Now we are bigger and faster she has to work very hard to stay in front. Thank you, we are VERY fond of pate.

Jester: Pip, if you look hard at the picture of Purdy it looks like she has a little bird perched on her leg and she is talking to it.

Pip: Hello Jester - I think it's a sparrow. I have stopped chasing sparrows now I at last realise I can't fly. I bet you can't run faster than ME though.

Pip: Hi Angel Tobi and THANK YOU for the lovely tripe. Person says please be careful where you drop it because it's smelly when it lands on the washing. I am working on a rocket so I can fire some sausages up to you

Jester: Pip you can still chase birds in the field. The big black crows are lazy so I run over to them till they flap their big wings and have to take off. That shows them that I am in charges of the field.

Jester: Actually I can't chase anything at the minute because I am a BADDOG and have to stay on the lead. As soon as I get off the lead I will chase those crows again. I must NOT go in the quarry, even if I can fit through the gate.

Angel Tobi: Pip and Jester I am glad you had liked presents from heaven, I have great news I am already reincarnated in a 29 days old puppy from a shelter. Now she`s sleeping, I am happy happy happy and my persons as well.

Pip: Hello Tina and goodbye Tobi. So you are a girl this time? I shall miss your presents from heaven but now you can lie on your Person's sofa. One day maybe you could sendme a photo? pipsblog@aol.com xxxxx

Jester: 29 days is not very old at all. Your persons will have to take very good care of you. Tina is a lovely name. I want to see your photo. I have found some mice in the hay shed and I am allowed to hunt them.

Tina: Hello my friends, it`s very funny to be in a very small new body my persons are very happy with me, I`m going to use to much telepathy to ask my persons to take me a picture. Bye. Now I can send earth little kisses.

Pip: I love you already Tina. We will look after you with positive thoughts. I think your persons are very happy nowand they have stopped crying.

Tina: Hello Pip thank you, my persons say I am very little intelligent dog, I start crying and make turns before going to make number 2. I don’t like to take worms medicine but I eat all day long, I have a big belly. Bye Pip and Jester.

Tina: Hello Pip and Jester I am growing up very fast and chewing everything. My he person want to find a pill to stop me growing up and stay this way with a baby face, body and noise, I don't know if that is good. I want to be very big to keep them well and

Tina: my home from thieves. Pip you are still a baby chewing things. Bye

Jester: Hello Tina, my advice is spit that worm medicine out and tell them to get a little tablet and put it in something nice for puppies to eat. Pip my person is going to talk toyour person because I am getting to be naughty.

Jester: I just can't stop myself from going in the quarry because there are loads of rabbits in there and they need to be chased. I am in disgrace and have to stay on the floor today. No sofas, no cuddles. Lolepop got her Bronze Citizenship Award on Saturday.

Pip: Hi Jester. You need to play Persons Dog Listeneing games and be more cunning. I could show you how! Person says if your Person asks her round to coffee she will help her.

Pip: Hi Little Tina. How are your sharp teeth? Areyou a good girli n the night? Has Tobi given some of his wisdom on to you?

Jester: My person is definitely going to phone. I have been very bad today and had to be hosed down in the back garden with COLD water. Then I had to go indoors for a bath and then stay in the crate for hours and hours.

Tina: Hello Pip and Jester, yesterday I went to the beach is 7 blocks from my home and I ran chasing my he person, was hot, I made a hole below a chair and stayed there. Thank you for your advice Jester, I am very naughty too.

Tina: Pip, yes like Tobi I bark in my dreams, the funny thing is that I even don't know to bark yet. I trying hard to learn to make pee outside but is very difficult, to make poo outside is easier. My persons say I am a little tornado and I am 1 month and 23

Tina: days old. I like asparagus so much I smelled it into the refrigerator and tried to have a bite; them my persons cooked it and shared it with me, it is very tasty. mmmmmmm

Jeaster: Hello Pip, I want to come and see you one day like Ole and Tally did. We don't go out so much just now 'cos person is busy and Lolepop has to be kept safe from me.

Jester: She is in season and we have to be kept apart and I miss her. Last night Alfie-next-door was in our garden after Lolepop had been out to pee. He isn't allowed tom play with her either. I think my person is having the same typing problems as yours!

Jester: Tina I have learnt to be good indoors and ask when I need the garden BUT I still can't stop myself from stealing person's things and chewing them. I have re-styled her shoes, socks, gloves and furniture. I think Pip will be proud of me.

Pip: I think Alfie is a labrador. Lolepop is a Patterdale. I think Tina will need to stand on something high if she wants to make babies with Lolepop. The would be Patterdors or Labradales

Pip: Jester, Person has visited a Jack Russell that had to be cut open with a KNIFE because it got a sock stuck in its tummy. Take my advice, either chew smaller things or things made of paper, like I do.

Wizzle: Hello Pip I like to chew paper things too. yesterday my person spent 3 hours walking around with another Lurcher who had escaped from his Garden and got lost. His People hadn't bothered to put a name tag or number on him and my Person was VERY CROSS!

Pip: Hello Wizzle, where do you live? What colour lurcher are you? My Person getsVERY CROSS sometimes. It'sfunny.

Pip: Person saw a mini Shnauzer called Fraser today. I hope Fraser's Boy Person and Girl Person will talk to me soon

Jester: Hello Wizzle, that's a funny name. Are you a puppy or a grown-up dog? I am going to have an interesting visitor tomorrow! Talk to me Tina. My daddy would have loved you and I love you already.

Tina: Hello Pip and Jester, you are my very loved friends, I must tell you I don't like to have a trip by car, maybe I must try it little by little, bye my doggies friends.

Jester: Don't worry Tina, Lolepop used to be called sicky pup because she would be ill even on a short journey. I never was sick. Now Lolepop isn't sick either because she is used to the car now. We like the car to go to the other woods

Wizzle: I'm a brown Lurcher, and I'm nearly grown up I'm 18mths. My old owners took me in the Car and forgot me in the forest. But my new people founded me and we loved each other right away and I made Best friends with Paddy and Charlie

Wizzle: Paddy is a Dalmatian and Charlie is a terrier. I used to be frightened in the Car in case people forgot me again but they Love me LOTS and I know now they would never ever lose me. I like the car now because we go to the Beach and swim and play.

Wizzle http://iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com/2007/09/ooooooooo-zippy.html: Here is a picture of me this is where I sleep

Jester: Poor Wizzle, what a horrible thing to happen to you. What a good job your new people love you and look after you properly. I like your picture. You are a friendly dog I think. I am going to send Pip's person my picture so you can see what I look like.

Jester: I have been once to the beach. It was lovely. Pip's perso came to see me last week. She thinks my person should do dog listening to me but we like to play lots of other games as well. We are going to visit my other sister this week.

Wizzle: I'm a very happy dog now and I love my new family. My person does some dog listening with me but mostly I'm a good boy. What do you look like Jester?

Pip: Wizzle - you look a little bit like me with the same eyes. Someone just forgot you in the woods? I don't want Person to forget me in the woods. Some Persons are very bad. You have a better life now so it was worth it.

Wizzle: Yes Pip, new persons say they were MEAN - they tried to find out who left me but nobody claimed me. I think I was very naughty and get worried about it but Persons say I was Just A Puppy and just needed some instructions.

Wizzle: Persons would NEVER leave me they love me lots and I love them and I love Charlie and I love Paddy and Charlie loves me and Paddy loves me.

Pip: Someone 'just forgot you in the forest' madmy Person want to cry, she says.You are a very lucky dog now. I'm a very lucky dog too, though Person took my breakfast away this morning because I walked away from it to watch Marmite and Monty eat theirs.

Pip: Person does such bad typing. She blames her old keyboard for missing spaces.

Wizzle: I always eat my breakfast all up. Sometime Paddy tries to eat my breakfast but I growl at him because it's MY breakfast. Sometimes person gives me sausages and chicken when she is teaching me new things.

Pip: I expect Wizzle when you were Forgotten in the Forest you had to hunt for your own food, so you WOLF it down.

Wizzle: Sometimes I eat leaves and rubbish I find on the floor. I like to eat sticks but Mummy takes them away from me because they are Dangerous for mouths and tummies. When I was founded I was nearly STARVED and I nearly DIED. I got a poorly cold too.

Wizzle: Mummy CRIED when I was poorly and she put me in bed with her and loved me all better. But I took my tablets and ate my breakfast and now I'm a strong boy and don't get so poorly anymore.

Tina: Hello Pip, Jester and Wizzle, how are you?, I am fine and growing up very fast, my persons are very tasty, I bite and lick them but they don`t like it.

Jester: O Tina, you are just a baby dog. My person used to cuddle me and close my mouth so I couldn't bite but I bet that's not what Pip's person would say. My person has been eating biscuits and has got crumbs in the keyboard so it's not working well.

Jester: I am sending Pip a picture of me so he can put it on the blog and you will know what I look like. I have been to see my sister Chelsea in Bristol. She is smaller than me. I am the biggest of my litter. Tina when will we see your picture?

Jester: Wizzle, I am so sorry that you had a bad time in the woods. You must trust your new persons so that you can be happy toplay in the woods and not be scared even if you hear strange snuffling noises like I did.

Wizzle: Jester I'd like to see a picture of you I like other dogs. Tina, persons taste yummy for licking especially wet legs out of the shower. I have nearly forgotten about being very poorly and frightened because now everyday is FUN and HAPPY

Wizzle: Today I Dug Holes in the garden. And Charlie Dug Holes in the garden. Digging holes is fun. Mummy was cross and she scrunched her face all up.

Pip: My He Person says That Bloody Pip has been Digging HOLES again. I'm trying to catch moles, that's all. Person spoils my holes by filling them with dog poo. Then she fills it up with mole hills.

Wizzle: WE try to catch moles too Charlie caught one once but it was no fun to play with it tasted funny then went all floppy. Mummy puts our poo in the holes too then we don't want to dig there anymore. But we have LOTS of garden and there's ALWAYS somewhere new

Wizzle: We have our own Dog Flap now so we can play out ALL DAY without making the house cold. We like playing outside. It's fun to run and get wet feet. We jump in the fountain and chase each other. Paddy doesn't play so much these days he has Spondylosis

Wizzle: Mummy is ignoring me. I stole her shoes and took them outside (both of them!) and then when it was bed-time I ran off and wouldn't come in and she had to come find me. I think she's cross with me. I don't like it when Mummy ignores me.

Pip: Hi Wizzle - if I didn't come in my Person would have shut me out, turned off the lights and made me think she was going to leave me there. I am beginning to wise up to Person's games now though

Wizzle: My mummy's too soft because I get very frightened on my own because I was LEFT in the woods. I know she loves me really.

Wizzle: Charlie Dug Holes yesterday. Mummy knew it was Charlie because he had very Muddy feet. My feet were clean so Mummy knew it wasn't me, I'm a Good Boy (today) If Bing lived with us she would know we loved her because we all sit Very CLOSE

Pip: Hello Tina. Are you being a good girl? Have you learnet about Holes yet?

Pip: Hello Jester. Have you been down any more rabbit Holes recently?

Wizzle: Charlie is a terrier and he is very GINGER. Paddy is a Dalmatian and he is very SPOTTY. I am a Wizzle and I am very WIZZLY. You can see a picture of Charlie on the blog iliketomakestuff

Jester: Hi everyone, do you know about stairs? They are such good fun. We don't have stairs but person's daughter has bought a little house with stairs and we can all run up and then all run down again.

Jester: It makes such a lot of noise and we get all excited. We have not been much good walks because of looking after Lolepop. She has been 'in season' for 5 weeks and now. I hope she is getting over it and we can do proper walks again.

Pip: Hello Wizzly Wizzle. I couldn't find your blog. Will you give us the whole http? Poor Jester, no good walks, no good holes to disappear down.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Hello Pip try that one. Jester we have stairs and a big hall at the bottom and a baig hall at the top. If we run right along the landing we can bounce off the bed to turn around and do it all again. Mummy likes making the bed 1000 times a day.

Pip: Hi Charlie - you look FUN. I would like to see a picture of you, Wizzly Wizzle.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: There are wizzly pictures under "animals" and a paddy picture too, somewhere. We are all VERY FUN

Jester: Hi everyone, I am very wet from the rain. I am in disgrace and a very BADDOG again. I've been in the quarry and didn't come back when called. Now I'm going to be on the lead for ages.

Jester: Where is Tina/ Talk to me Tina, I'm not going to have much fun for a while.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I'm a very GOOD BOY at coming when called. Charlie and Paddy are only allowed off their leads sometimes, because they can be naughty too. I like being wet in the rain. Charlie like being wet in the rain. Paddy doesn't like being wet.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Paddy has a new jumper because he gets VERY COLD. I used to be cold when I was abandoned on my own but now I have Charlie to cuddle.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I went to the VETS today. The man was nice but he put a stick up my bum which I didn't like. I didn't like being away from Charlie and Paddy. I didn't like the needle. I didn't want the biscuit in the VETS. I wanted to come home.

Pip: Poor Wizzly Wizzle. I like the vet.I have a lady vet called Farah and she always makes a fuss of me. Marmite sometimes puddles on the floor at the vets. She looks happy but she's scared really. Marmite always eats the biscuits though. Marmite is GREEDY.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I don't like the VETS Charlie doesn't like the VETS Paddy likes the VETS and the biscuits and smelling all the other animals. Chalie's hole is looking good. We'll be in Australia by New Year. Today has been a FUN DAY

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Hello Pip more fun today. We found SMELL and brought the SMELL back to Mummy. But then we had to have BATHS. We don't smell like FOX or DOGS anymore, we smell like fructis shampoo.

Pip: Mmmmmm - fox poo. I never understand Persons not liking the smell of fox poo. I once rolled in Dead Fish on the beach. Person didn't like that either. She forced me under a cold tap and made me stay there until it was all gone.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Daddy persons Mummy is coming today with Spencer who is a GSD and Faith who is a Miniature Daschund. I have never met them before so I am excited. Last time they came I wasn't born. I'm going to have A LOT OF FUN. But I don't like paper.

Pip: Hello Wizzly Wizzle- you are haveing a Dog Party! I think you would like paper if a bone was wrapped in it?? You need to find somewhere safe and quiet to go while all the silly Persons do this gift-opening stuff that Persons do at christmas.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: When I was a baby dog I used to chew newspapers (I was VERY chewy)???? And now any paper is scary - If I chewed paper mummy didn't like it and she would give me a dog chewy bone instead. I think paper makes persons cross (perhaps?)

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I think Mummy did it wrong - she didn't shout or smack but I could TELL she was cross when she was picking all the iddy biddy bits up :/

Pip: cross Persons get crossat everything- even me digging holes. I thought you were Forgotten in the Forest when you were a baby dog? Was there Paper leading you out of the Forest - like in Hansel and Gretel?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Silly Pip I was 5 months when I came here so I was still a babydog. But for some reason I always chewed paper - but I was frightened of it - when the post came or if a newspaper was picked up. But I still ate it when persons weren't looking.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Charlie has a new hole. He guards it and won't let me or Paddy look at it. It's an L shaped trench about 4 feet long. I think he was chasing moles.

Pip: My Person spoils my mole chasing trenchesby putting dog poo into them. Oh well. I just then have to start a new hole somewhere else. I don't guard my holes. Monty and Marmite help me DIG.

Pip: Happy Christmas Tina the otheer side of the world, Spotty Oscar, Jester who runs off, and Wizzly Wizzle xxxx

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Happy Christmas to Pip and Monty the Mont and Marmite and all the other dogs. Have a lovely fun time, I wish you all lots of holes and bones and cats to chase xxxx

Jester: Happy Christmas everyone. I had a nice Christmas eve because person let me off the lead because she felt sorry for me. I ran and ran and ran. I did come back when I was called but it was only because Tally was still on the lead.

Jester: When I was back on the lead person let Tally off so we didn't get to play. We are going to meet two new friends tomorrow and we may go to visit my other sister soon. We had lots of toys for christmas but we had to stay in the crate a long time too.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: FUN! We played with Spencer anf Faith in the garden yesterday. Today we all went for a HUNT in the woods and on the beach - 5 dogs and 4 persons. We were all free off our leads and we all came back when called. V-E-R-Y SLEEPY now.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Oh, and I was a little scared of the paper but I sat by Mummy's legs. She showed me that there were THINGS in the paper and then I was OK because nobody else was afraid of the paper so I knew it was alright.

Pip: I found a chew shaped like a Turkey leg in my christmas paper,so did Monty and so did Marmite. I have to run with mine and hide in the kennel to stop Marmite stealing it.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Lucky you! Charlie usually ends up with 3 New Toys. We didn't get toys because Mummy says we have loads and I always take them outside and leave them on the grass. We had lots of hunting instead.

Jester: Tally has killed Danger Sheep III and Dilbert Duck is not feeling well enough to play with us because we are to rough with him. Person will sew him up and we can have him again. He makes a quacking noise when you bite him so he is a great toy.

Jester: Danger Sheep III made a baa-baa sound but all his stuffing has come out and he has nothing more to say. I have been off the lead nearly every day because I am unbearable when I haven't had a run.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We love to pull the squeaks out of toys. Charlie would like to pull the squeaks out of the Guinea Pigs but they are fenced off and in a hutch. We got new rubber bones yesterday. Paddy tried to steal mine and I had to show him my teeth.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Jester if you came here you could RUN and RUN and RUN in our field with me and Charlie and Paddy. We would chase each other until our tongues are too big to fit back in our mouths.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I've had a nasty bump. I was running full Wizzle speed with Charlie and I ran into a rock. It made me cry and Mummy held me until I stopped shaking. I am still limping I've bruised my shoulder

Pip: Silly Wizzle. You an I are meant to be Sight Hounds so you need to look where you are going.I would lick you better if I lived near enough to you - then I would start another chase game. I wonder who would win?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I'm OK today but I have a nasty graze. Chase games are FUN but I like being caught sometimes too so I can bite legs and pull tails. Football games are fun too. What games do you like?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Disaster! Our favourite big tree to chase around has been blown over!! Where will we run??

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Pip you can see me and Charlie modelling our tree on the blog.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: The best bits is all the pine cones. They are my favourite garden finds for chewing and playing chase. But mummy won't let me eat them

Pip: Persons are odd. they let us eat coarrots but not pine cones.I have a new Wound in my side. I caught it on a nail in the fence. Person has put sticking plaster on it for now and says 'let's wait and see'. It's because I'm skinny and have thin fur.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Oh no poor Pip is wounded again. Why do persons put fences up? If there were no fences we could go for great runs and chase the sheep. The hole is too big for me I'm worried about it. Charlie has had a look and says there are no moles in it.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: PS I like carrots and Charlie lies carrots and Paddy likes carrots. We have one every day for pudding after our dinner. Mummy says they are good for our teeth and skin.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Pip how is your wound today? I am worried about you and want to lick it. Sometimes Charlie licks my ears and sometimes I lick Charlies ears and sometimes Charlie licks Paddy's ears. But Paddy never licks anybody's ears because he is the leader.

Pip: I keep trying to lick my Wound, but I can't get the sticking plaster off. Person says I must keep it on because it closes the Flap underneath. I the Flap doesn't close I might have a Scar. That would be a War Wound.

Pip: I will have to tell my blog all about it when Person has time. I would like you to lick my ears. Person doesn't lick my ears, not Marmite's nor Monty'sperhaps because she thinks she is Leader. She says she likes the smell of our ears though.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Pip you must be careful, you don't want a war wound. But I'm sure your person will still love you. I have a war wound on my head. When I was in the kennel after I had been saved from the forest I ran into a wall and cut my head almost to the bone.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Then I was so excited when persons said they would take me I fell off a wall and they thought I'd broken my leg. But they still wanted me and were prepared to pay for a vet rather than see me put to death. I was very lucky. (And it wasn't broken anyway)

Jester: Hi Pip & Wizzle. I have been to Somerset again and we went to play in the stream but it has turned into a river. I went to paddle across and I had to swim. There was lots of mud and it was cold. The next day I went back and did it again, twice.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: It sounds like you had fun Jester. I have never been swimming! It looks like fun. I have paddled but I was too scared to go in the water. Maybe in the Summer!

Pip: Happy New Year Jester! I wonder what scrapes we can get into this year? 2008 has only just started and I have a War Wound. I asked Person to write this while I was at the Vets.

Pip: I am in there to have STITCHES and I shall have to wait quiet and good for a long. I don't want to wear a lampshade afterwards.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Oh no poor Pip's being stitched back together. Did all your stuffings come out? Mummy does stitchings but not in dogs, in bags and things. I wouldn't like to be stitched up, I wouldn't be able to Wizzle about. Sending licks to Pip xxxx

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Are you still asleep Pip? I'm sleepy because I've been playing all day. Paddy had stitches once when he cut his paw open. He had 10 stitches. He had to stay at the vet's overnight and we missed him. How many stitches do you have?

Pip: Good morning. Here I am, wide awake, and looking for Play. I have been shut in. Only allowed out on a LEAD - that's laugh. I have about 8 stitches.

Pip: Person has put big sticking plaster on it. She says if I pull it off then it's the Lampshade for me. She is finding all sorts of interesting things to put my antibiotics in. She tried peanut butter this morning and it stuck to the pill so I just ate it.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Gosh 8 is a lot of stitches, it must be a Bad Wound. We have have peanut butter with our wormy pills. Or diarylee. Or little chunks of bread and butter. They are all yummy. It's very hard not to BOUNCE when you're a BOUNCY like us. Leads are NO FUN AT ALL

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We've been shut in all morning when mummy went hunting on her own. She didn't bring any interesting smells back, she's been to Welsh class. Now she's home and we're allowed out to play but it's raining. I don't mind the rain but Charlie won't come out.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We're are just quietly chewing our indoor chewy toys. Pip you can share our chewy toys with us, we can play TUG xxx

Jester: Poor Pip, not a good start to the happy new year for you. Tally had to wear a lampshade when she had her operation. It is out by the dustbin now. I think she must have looked funny wearing it.

Jester: It is very windy and some trees have blown down in the wood. Not as big as Wizzle's tree. I am back on the lead again and have to learn to behave. Today Tally and I got excited in the field and tripped our person over. I am BADDOG again.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We had fun playing in the mud yesterday. Mummy kicked the Blueball and then she was lying in the mud. We all had to lick her with our muddy tongues to make her get up. Then the wind blew the gateto the chicken coop open and they were all in our GARDEN.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Charlie and I wanted to play with them because chickens are funny and feathery and are good for pulling squeaks out of. We have pulled squeaks out before. Squeaks are in their bottoms under all the feathers.....

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: ...but this time we didn't because now a BIG *honk*EREL lives with them and he pecked at us. He crowed at us. He chased us away. He tried to peck mummy but she had the broom and she put them all back so everybody was in the right place.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Silly chat!! C O C K EREL isn't a rude word, it's a boy chicken

Jester: Person used to have chickens till the fox came once too often. I would like to pull squeaks out of them. Friend person still has chickens and they are very silly. If they don't want to be chased they shouldn't run around making squawking noises.

Jester: Friend person's dog Amber is a labrador. If her chickens get out Amber catches them and picks them up in her mouth and takes them back to the pen. Silly chickens never say thank you to her.

Pip: I am feeling MUCH better. A long time ago Person had a labrador called Paddy and Person had a chicken. Paddy ate outside. Chicken wanted to share his food and Paddy didn't mind.

Pip: One day Paddy ate Chickens head by mistake because it was in his mouth. Chicken really did run around without a head. Headless chicken.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We missed you Pip your wound looks like it needs licking. Poor Pip. Paddy also wears coats, because he gets cold. He loves his coats. I don't have a coat because I don't feel the cold when I'm Wizzling. If I had a Wound I expect Mummy would make me one.

Jester: You should check out this site if you want to know what a chicken can do without a head. Shows they can't have any brains if they can live for weeks without a head!

Jester: Actually that should be .org on the end but google will find it anyway.

Jester: Pip, I exect you were very brave with that big wound. I was very brave when I was bitten by a nasty dog. Actually I wasn't, I ran along way away and cried 'cos I was frightened.

Pip: I would be frightened if I was bitten by a Nasty Dog. I have never met a Nasty Dog. dogs are nice to me. I would like to chase you. I would like Wizzle to like my New Wound when he has time from Wizzling

Pip: Person should have typed LICK my new wound. Jester could lick it also and Paddy and Tina and Tally

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: I have been bitten by Paddy and I bit him back. We were both frightened. Usually we love each other but we fell out because we both wanted to lick Charlie's bowl. The worst bit was we both bit Mummy whils she was splitting us up.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Mummy shouldn't have tried to pull us apart She should have banged pans, but she wasn't thinking. Nasty dogs usually have nasty owners, or owners who don't know about dogs. Pip's person does a very important job showing persons how to have nice dogs

Pip: My Person syas she can show your person something to do around food that should help you and Paddy to stay friends. Her email is theokm@aol.com

Pip: You are LOVELY dogs and you have LOVELY owner. But you are still dogs doing what dogs to in certain circumstances.

Pip: Don't worry Wizzly Wizzle. All will end well. Tell your Person she needs a tetanous injection and a big piece of plaster.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: She was fine Pip, more upset with herself than with us. Usually we are well under control but she was too busy being late for work and making coffee to watch us properly. As you say, we are all dogs being dogs

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: But she loves us and wants us to be good boys. She never wanted 3 big boys, but we found each other and we have to make it the best pack we can.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Sending licks for you wound and ears xxx

Pip: My wound likes licks. Person doesn't like my wound having licks. Your Person is very lucky having you three big boys. x

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: She always tells us that we are goodboys and we all feel loved and safe and that's the most important. He person is a better dog person but he's away all the time so mummy has to manage on her own. She prefers cats but I think we are changing her mind.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Puppy Charlie took her to classes to learn how to commumicate with him, because he was a naughty puppy. Now he has grown up to be the BEST boy and he teaches me. He also shows me the best muddy places to run and the best games of chasing squirrels

Pip: The vet nurse said my stitches were Soluble. They aren't dissolving. I have tried pulling them out and they are stuck. Person says she is going to wait until I'm asleep and get a pair of scissors, so I'm sleeping very lightly at the moment

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Ouch! Poor Pip. I could nibble your stitches out for you, I'll be very gentle. Or maybe your person could use some small tweezers? But I'd prefer the Wizzly way. Sending licks xxx

Jester: Are they soluble like a detective story. You need a solution and you can work it out? Anyway we are just round the corner so we could ccome and lick the stitches out for you

Jester: My sister Chelsea is going to have an operation and stitches. The one to stop her making puppies. Her persons think she is madly excitable and uncontrollable. SHe is the same age as Lolepop and me but she hasn't had a season yet. I don't have seasons.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Boys don't have seasons. Charlie has cut his foot open badly. I am very worried and want to lick him but he has it all bandaged up. It bled lots.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: You can see Charlie with his bandaged paw on the blog. He is very sad because it hurts him I think. I haven't been able to Wizzle him AT ALL.

Jester: Poor Charlie, he will have to hop like our cat. She has only got 3 legs and she doesn't like us puppies because we are too boisterous. Will Charlie get a corderoy coat like Pip's?

Pip: Silly Jester. A Corderoy Coat won't cover his foot! Charlie needs corderoy bootees

Pip: the vet nurse was wrong My stitches are NOT solvable or even soluble. Every time I go to sleep Persons creeps up to me with sharp scissors, so I sleep with one ear open.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Poor Charlie, he has a cut pad and has taken a slice off the side of his toe. He has had a clean bandage every day but we haven't been allowed to inspect the old bandages. He's still hopping on 3 feet but is feeling better. Poor Pip are you still stitched

Jester: Yesterday was fun. Yesterday I was GOODDOG. yesterday we had long walk in the water fields and we ran and ran. I came back when I was called.

Jester: Today was not much fun. Today I was BADDOG. Tally had to stay on the lead because she ran off and would not come when called. I had to play with Lolepop and I had big play fight with her. I was told to stop but I didn't so I had to go back on the lead.

Jester: Lolepop has to wear a muzzle when we walk because she eats rabbit poo. I am too buzy when I go fo a walk to eat it. Tally is too buzy to eat it. Now Lolepop can't eat it anymore. Lolepop looks like a little black pig with her muzzle on!

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We LOVE poo. We get goat poo, horse poo, sheep poo, cat poo and rabbit poo. We have to eat it quickly though before anyone sees.

Jester: Pip we have found a hole in the garden fence and we can get into the ponies' field (and eat lots of poo). We can get up to the top field if person gets distracted and doesn't see us go. There are lots of rabbits to chase. We get BADDOG for going up there.

Jester: The best bit is there are no sharp bits sticking out so none of us has a wound. Tally has hurt her paw and licks it a lot. Person keeps looking but can't see anything there. So does she have to wear corderoy boots?

Pip: Hi Jester, perhaps poor Tally has a Thorn or Glass in her foot, so corederoy boots wouldn't help much. I think you would chew them off her. Make wure you run away and play up the hill and don't go down near the road.

Pip: Person is having another bad typing day. Sure not Wure. Poor Charlie and Poor Tally. I am sitting under person's desk at the moment, licking between her toes.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Poor Tally, Charlie still has a sore foot and he really shouted at me earlier when I bit his foot. I forgot it was sore. He still loves me though. Please be careful with the ponies Jester, they can kick and they will hurt you.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Mummy is going to be on the radio talking about her craft shop. I will let you know the link when it's on and all your people can listen to her.

Oscar: Hi Pip Sorry I haven't written to you fur a very long time, James, my Boy Person has just been reading back through your diary, and has told me all about it. Over Christmas, I got a cracker me and James pulled it and it was full of treats! And ....

Oscar: I got lots of other toys, including a fluffy bone which lasted about 3 minutes, and a sueaky toy which everybody keeps asking "whose idea was that?" and for some reason nobody will admit to buying for me! Pip, please try to stop licking your new .....

Oscar: wound, you won't like the lampshade, I hated it and threw myself around the kitchen sooooo much, trying to get it off that vets gave me sleepy medicine to make me stop and it made me very wobbly and persons had to help me walk out to "Be Clean" .....

Oscar: I think you and me would be good friends, because I like to do all the naughty things you do, especially pinching things and chewing them, and I love to eat poos too! My favourite are "Country pancakes" especially when still hot and steamy straight ....

Oscar: from the cow

, but She Person hates it when I wipe my face on her legs! I must go now, all this typing is making my paws hurt, I won't leave it so long til I write again. Love from Oscar and James

Pip: OSCAR OSCAR OSCAR I am so Pleeeeased to hear form you. Give big slobbery kisses to your Girl Person and your Boy Person

osc's boy person,james: hi pip&monty the mont&marmite,oscy sed about his xmas gifts so i shal say about 1 of mine, it is an alien

it looks like a dog but with no eyes &no tail with its snoz(nose) as its eyes

Jester: How exciting to hear from Oscar again. We have only just got our electricity back again. It went out at 6.30 this morning and has been off for 6 hours.Person has not been able to do important filings!! Deadline today!!

Jester: Apparantly the line got tangled up in a tree and the electric men have had to cut some branches down and repair the cable. It is wet and windy so they are not very comfortable.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: There is a lovely new picture of me on the blog

osc's boy person,james: hi jester, i hope person did them 'filings' by the 31st,and wizzle, what's this photo named then?

Jester: Hi Osc's boy person, james (that is an impressively long name), person got them filings done and took us for a walk. It was so windy that I got blown off my feet and nearly ended up as a Jester kite.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: mummy thinks I look like i'm sorry in this pic, but really i was just putting my cute face on. jester, don't blow away you need to keep your paws in the mud

osc's boy person,james: i think i know the one it's the:i made you a cookie... ...but i eated it,one

Jester: I am BADDOG again. Tally is BADDOG +. We both ran off. Tally rolled in something so smelly. Person said it must ahve been a fax with dire ear after a particularly strong curry. I am still damp from my bath.

Jester: Whoops have caught Pip's person's typing problems. That's a FOX with dire ear of course.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: It isn't easy being GOOD, especially when there's poo to roll in

Pip: I don't like rolling in poo. I do like rolling in rottiing fish on the beach, though. Then the car smells lovely all the way home. Does Oscar's Boy Person James like his New School? Has Oscar's Girl Person grown her new tooth yet?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: We sometimes find dead, half eaten birds and mice to roll in. The cats leave them for us. Hmmmm

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Good news Pip, I am no longer frightened of paper! Mummy has been showing me the post every day and everybody is normal when there's paper about so I now know there's no need to be scared. Silly Wizzle.

Pip: Silly Wizzly. Perhaps someone once hit you with a newspaper in your past life. Jester, Person went to see a black Patterdale in Bigleswade on Sunday called Nero.

Jester: I would like to meet Nero because he would be like me (BADDOG). I was quite good at the weekend but we didn't walk yesterday so I expect I will be a bit OTT today.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Pip ask your person to write about Nero. I used to chew paper, and I think someone might have hit me with it or shouted at me. But nobody in this house would do that to me.

Jester: The sun is shining and we are going for a walk. Is the sun shining for you Wizzle? I like it when the sun shines. Yesterday I nearly caught a mole.

Jester: The day before I nearly caught a big green bird because I can jump very high. Pip's person knows that I am good at jumping.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Clever Jester I've never caught anything, Chalie won't let me dig. Charlie has caught lots of things. The sun has been shining and we've had some lovely fun days. On Tuesday, Cahlie climbed through the fence without me and was gone for hours

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Mummy drove around looking for him and couldn't find him. Turns out he was in next door's garden the whole time. Naughty Charlie! We were pleased to have him home safely, and the next day he showed Mummy where he climbed through so she could fix it

Jester: Well my person got a cold for Valentine's day. Not what she wanted. Not what we wanted either as walks have been in short supply. They have also got some great big fences and are talking about training areas. What could this mean?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Training is fun because then you learn to be a good dog and persons love you more.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Mummy stretched at us, I didn't know why she was on the floor, paddy didn't know why she was on the floor, charlie didn't know why she was on the floor.

Pip: Hello Lucas? Lucas has a Lurcher like me only paler and thinner called Denzil. Lucas is Denzil's Boy Person.

Pip: My Person went to see Denzil yesterday while Lucas was at school.

Jester: I went to the seaside today. I was alowed to play on the beach and in the sea. The sea is very big. I was only allowed to play in the shallow end.

Jester: Lolepop and Tally played on the beach and in the sea. We chaseda tennis ball and Lolly was the best at getting it out of the sea. She wouldn't share the ball with me and so I had to bark very loudly at her.

Jester: Lolepop drank too much salty water and was sick. Tally said no seagulls were allowed on her beach and so she chased them all away. Very tired now and going to bed.

Pip: Hell Lucas, my Person told me you were going to write to me. x

Pip: My Person says she met you this morning. She say you are being very clever with Denzel and your are understanding him very well. I let my Person think she understands me very well, but sometimes I do naughty things.

Pip: Denzel's Boy-Person has a Very Important Job in helping Denzil to be calm and happy.

Pip: My Person has to do typing for me and she has to go out now. Bye bye

Tina: Hello my friends Pip and Jester, my person was a little sick but now is better. I'm bigger than the pictures I send to you. There was a little problem last week, I found a hole where I can run away from my house then a dog tried to have a baby with me.

Tina: I hope not to have a baby dog in my tummy I am still little to have baby doggies.

Jester: Tina, how lovely to hear from you again. I hope your person is going to stay better. I want Pip's person to put your picture on the blog so I can see you. Are you happy in your new home? Do you know that a giant schnauzer won Crufts top prize?

Jester: I bet if you saw him you would think he is so handsome that you would want to have his puppies!!

Pip: Hello Tina hello Tina hello Tina! If you have puppies you don't want a giant father. You want a little Schnauzer father. But you are only a puppy yourself still, so be a good girl and stay at home. Don't go near naughty boys.

Pip: Hello Jester, are you being a good boy? Have you gone down any rabbit holes recently?

Jester: Hi Pip. No I am BADDOG and not allowed off the lead. Yesterday Tally was not allowed off the lead. Lolepop is goodgirl and allowed off the lead. I am FEDUP.

Pip: I get FEDUP sometimes. I have just had my breakfast and now I am sleeping it off. Why are you a BAD DOG?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Sometimes Paddy tries to make babies with me but with are both boy dogs. It's because he wants to be the boss. He once tried to make babies with mummy but she was VERY stern and he never did it again.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: With Mummy's leg I should say!!

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Pip I am sooo tired these days. We 3 boys are always playing in the garden and every day is so much fun. I am VERY happy in my pack. I think EVERY dog should have a pack to be in.

Jester: Hi Pip, I don't know why I am BADDOG. I want to be good but I also want to enjoy myself. WHen I have to choose whether to be good or to enjoy myself I usually choose to enjoy myself. Today Lolepop was very BADDOG and so was I.

Jester: Hi Wizzly Wizzle. You have a very nice pack I think. Tally wasn't part of our pack today. She went to stay with person's daughter so she was GOODDOG. I want to go running and running and running and chasing rabbits.

Tina: Hello Pip and Jester, really I don`t know very well if I`m with little doggies in my tummy because my persons saw me with a Rottweiler I hope not to be. He was very funny but I don`t remember very well.

Tina: Jester I was looking for your picture, please tell Pip also to put your picture, I am a very happy dog because I love so much my persons, my house is very beautiful but they don`t let me put my nose thru the windos nor chew the courtains or to steal the

Tina: excuse me, but my persons don`t let me put my nose and let my nose marks in the windows, chew the curtains nor to steal the soap from the bathroom, they don’t know as you said I am a puppy

Tina: Pip and Jester when ever you like you can come and play with me, my sofa is you sofa

Tina: I will have stuffed bones, bacon pate and tripe treats for you.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: we are allowed to put our noses on the windows and sit on our sofa in the kitchen but NOT on the Nice Sofa in the Living Room. We are allowed to run and play and dig holes

Tina: Hello Pip, Jester and Wizzle how funny that sounds, I like a lot to make holes and I think they like too because they cover my holes to keep me busy.

Pip: Hello all my friends! My Petson has been VERY busy. I kept telling her to write my blog for me and she keeps saying too busy.I have a New Project in our field. It is a very Big Hole and it makes my feet very dirty. Person doesn't like that.

Pip: Tina you are too young to have babie shnauzers because you are still a baby yourself. Don't they teach you Sex Educin your part of the world?

Pip: Person meant Education. So you don't make babies until you are grown up.

Pip: It's the fault of the naughty boy dog. He just had his fun and now doesn't want to know. I don't do that because I have had an Operation to make me good.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Charlie has 11 new holes to keep track of. He won't let me look in them, he keeps his holes to himself. I keep finding big sticks to play with but person takes them off me in case i get splinters in my tummy.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Have fun all the doggies. Pip we miss you xxx

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: if tomorrow is a dry day we are all going to the beach, if tomorrow is a rainy day we have to stay in while mummy and daddy go out. I hope tomorrow is a sunny beachy day xxx

Pip: Does Charlie like digging holes on the beach? Perhaps it's not so much fun because it doesn't make your Person cross. I had a large new project going in our field and Monty the Mont was helping me. Marmit is too lazy.

Pip: Marmite is now on Lite food to make her thnner. Anyway, Person spoilt my new Project by putting our poo into it.

Pip: Have a good day Wizzly Wizzle and Charlie and Tina and Jester and Oscar and all my friends. I will get person to do more blogging for me very soon. x

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Charlie only digs for moles, I don't think there are any moles living on the beach. We like to swim in the sea and play wth our ball on the beach but it's very thirsty making. We are not allowed to drink the sea it makes us poo funny.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Charlie doesn't let me help with the holes- maybe Pip I could come and dig with you instead? We have a new yellow ball that is made of plastic and is unbreakable. It's good fun it makes me sleepy.

Pip: WizzlyWizzle - I would LOVE you to come and dig with me in my field. We have lots of moles. I have never caught a mole. Person's Rottweiller she had before dug up a mole and whn it popped up he barked and ran away. He was scared of it.

Tina: Hello Pip, I think I`m becoming from a baby dog to a woman dog because a serial strange things are happening to me but I heard my persons are going to make me an operation too, they say I will be not as crazy I am right now.

Tina: Today I was making a trip on a car and my food went out from my tummy thru my mouth. It`s not a good thing but I like too much doing trips by car.

Tina: I can't have a 100% Schnauzer babies because I reincarnated in a Street Breed Doggy, I will send my actual picture to show you how much I grew up.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Pip we have good feet for running because we are lurchers.Let's run and run and run. charlie has good feet for digging he is a terrier.

Pip: I have good feet for digging AND good feet for running, AND a good brain for teasing Monty the Mont and Marmite. I wish I could run and run with YOU.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: that would be FUN

Tina: Hello Pip, Jester and Wizzle, I`m scary I`m going to have an operation next month. I don’t know very well but I remember in another life I liked to have trips by car but now I always throw up every thing I have in my tummy.

Jester: Hi Tina, Lolepop used to throw up in the car and her nickname was Sicky. Tally like to give everyone lots of kisses so her nickname is Licky. I think they made my nickname Thicky just to rhyme. I can't think of any other reason for it.

Jester: Anyway, the good thing is that Lolepop doesn't be sick in the car anymore now she is not a puppy. I have got my bronze certificate for citizenship so I am VERY GOODDOG. I have been out on walks and come back when I am called.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: well done Jester, you must be proud to be a gooddog. Poor sicky Tina. I don't have any stories, I have been having lovely days playing and running and then sleeping a lot. xxx

Tina: Hello Pip, Jester and Wizzle, I am a little sad because I like too much to do trips by car, the last thursday was the last time I was doing trips and still baddy tummy.

Tina: My he person loves me a lot, he told me I am beautiful and I have a great fur smell and I try to chew him and he catches my mouth like pip's picture.

oscar:

evrybody,

, get it hi-eye, he he, my boy persun sed that he saw a cartoon(don't ask me) and it had a robot (ditto) dog in it

computer:

a cartoon is a set of doodles rowed up and played back like so: f1 f2 f3 to look as if thay are moving.{1001 1001 1010 0110 1111

Pip: I like cartoons. Especially when they have yoghurt in them.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Exciting news! We're getting a new little sister tomorrow. She was a sad puppy because she was left at the pound without a safe and happy home but now she will have US

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: She is 4 months old and a boxer X she will probably be called Muffin. I haven't met her yet but persons have and they said we will love each other. I'm so happy that a puppy will get a lovely home with us

Wizzle: Her name is Cookie! We all love her, she has played with us and had her dinner and now she's asleep next to me on the sofa.

Jester: Hello Pip and Tina and Wizzle and Cookie. I am not able to be GOODDOG all the time but I am not BADDOG either. On Tuesday Lolepop and I got out of the garden while person was putting out the rubbish.

Jester: We went up to the top field to chase rabbits. Person was frightened because we could have gone on the road. Tomorrow a man is coming to remake the fence and stop us getting out.

Pip: Hello Cookie! You are a lucky dog now. I would like to lie on the sofa next to Wizzly Wizzle, but most of all I would like to RUN with him. Monty the Mont and Marmite are not fast enough for me.

Pip: Ooo naught Jester and Lolepop. You must NEVER go near the road. x

Wizzle: Oh no! Roads are very BAD and you can only go near them on a lead with a person and when you're being very sensible and listening. Cars make you hurts. Cookie can't write to you Pip because she's too little but she says she's very happy.

Wizzle: I wasn't sure about her at first because she smelled funny and she snaps at my face, but I've watched Charlie and when she does it he just makes her lie on her back and stands on her so she knows not to do it. I'm getting to like her now. She snores.

Pip: What a dear little dog. I would like Cookie. My Person says she lookes like a mix of Boxer and Staffie

Pip: Person is feeding us all on all raw meat and bones and CABBAGE! I will tell you all about it later!

Wizzle: My persons said staffie too, and the vet agrees but her legs are long like a boxer. She went in the car to the vets and her tummy turned upside down and her breakfast came out. Persons hope she isn't going to be a car sick dog

Wizzle: I don't think we would like raw meat and bones and cabbage. Cookie has puppy kibble which is very expensive but persons say she's undernourished and too thin for a puppy. She has ribs and backbone sticking out because she had noone to love her properly.

Wizzle: I hope your new food gives you lots of energy Pip because busy dogs like us need good food and good sleeps and lots of running. xx

Jester: I love Cookie already. But who is the big spotty dog standing next to her? Our garden is getting a big strong fence which will keep us safe (says person).

Jester: The good news is that there will be a new safe fence all round the field as well and we will be allowed to go chase the rabbits if persons come with us to look after us!!!! Pip, you must come and play. Don't bother to bring any cabbage thank you.

Pip: Don't tell your Person, but I will show you how to dig UNDER.

Wizzle: I bet I could catch you Pip! Us lurchers can run the fastest of the dogs. Jester, the spotty dog is my other brother Paddy. We are 3 boys and 1 little girl now. I love Cookie, I pretend to eat her but she can't run very fast.

Wizzle: I wouldn't like raw cabbage and slop. I like my crunchy food, but I have been poorly and all my breakfast came back up. I didn't eat for 2 days but I managed a bit of chicken and rice for tea

Jester: I know I can't catch you Pip - but I just want to chase rabbits. I run until I'm too hot to run any more and then I flop on the ground. On the way back from the walk yesterday I was so hot that Person took me to Abby's house for a drink of water.

Jester: I couldn't wait for the bowl so I found her pond and jumped in that and went for a swim. Now Person says that Abby's Person is cross with me. And Lolepop went for a swim too. We went swimming in a stream on Sunday and in the sea on Monday.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: swimming in ponds is fun, especially when you have been hcasing and running. My tummy is better now, so I have been playing in the sun then having swims and I have taught Cookie where to paddle

Wizzle: in summer there are buzzy flies called waps and when you catch them they put stings in your mouth. I tried to eat one and it made my face hurt and I didn't want to play or eat my dinner. Now I know why persons always made me LEAVEIT when I chased them

Wizzle: So doggies, be very good and don't catchany buzzy wasp flies or they might make your mouth sting

Jester: Another thing is that spiders tickle on the way down, don't you think?

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Not if you chew them properly jester! By the way, I LOVE my new Cookie puppy, she is super FUN

Pip: I want a Cokie Puppy. Person went to see a Beagle Puppy and she says she fell in love. I thought she was in love with ME

Wizzle: Puppies are fun but they are very wriggly. Mummy person says Cookie is like a bag of ferrets. We all had our nails trimmed today (although I bite mine) and then we had pig ears. Cookie managed to eat up hers even though her baby teeth keep falling out.

Tally: I REALLY love my pig ears but the other day my nephew Jester mugged me.

Jester: I never mugged anyone. I just saw a half chewed pig's ear on the floor and thought I would take it to my bed and eat it. It was lying on the floor between Tally's paws but I didn't know that meant it was hers.

Wizzle: Poor Tally. If that was my pig's ear I would growl at you and tell you it was mine to eat. Today Cookie climbed through the fence into the field to eat horse poo. She's still small enough to get through but if she keeps eating she will soon be too big.

Tina: Hello Jester I think if you can see me in dog maybe you would eat my pig's tail like.

Tina: Maybe you remember when I was Angel Tobi and you asked me on Sep 5th if people here was good with them, well no, they aren't. But I'm a happy happy happy dog because I found them.

Tina: They gave me a lot of tenderness to heal me during my recovery after my "operation", but I still can´t stand trips by car

Tina: Pip I think by this moment you nose is OK . If not I hope your person can give you stuffed bones and tripe to heal your nose faster.

Jester: I am surprised that the people aren'tnice to your persons. Every time we went out as puppies other people always come up to us and say kind things. Actually it still happens even though I am now 1 year old and quite grown up!

Jester: You should do something cute and the neighbours will fall in love with you and be friendly. If they don't fall in love with you they must be horrible people.

Pip: I have NEWS. I am getting a puppy to play with. She is a very very shy puppy and she needs help. 14 weeks old. She is a German Shepherd. I hope Person will still love ME. She is coming to my home on Monday. I will tell you all about it in my Blog

Pip: Cookie - don't eat too much horse poo outside the fence. If your tummy gets to big you might NEVER get back home because you won't get through the fence.

Wizzle www.iliketomakestuff.blogspot.com: Like Winnie the Pooh and his hunny! How exciting to get a puppy, we can't wait to see her. We have so much FUN with our puppy, I can't remember not having her now.

Tina: Hello Jester, people loves me so much. On the street a lady started to hug me and also gave me kisses and in the dog's little hospital every one says I'm beautiful. I’m very strong after my operation I had shots and yesterday they took away my stitches

Jester: Brave Tina, of course everyone must love you. You are still quite a young puppy. Lolepop didn't get better from being car-sick till she was about 9 months old. You should be allowed to sit on person's lap and look out the window. That helps.

Jester: Pip, guess what! We have got a paddling pool in the garden and persons throw balls which stay on top and stones which sink to the bottom. We have to get them out. We are WETDOGS because we have had so much fun.

Wizzle: Brave Tina, I hope Cookie is as brave when she goes for her operation, Jester i would like to play in your paddling pool i like splashing and being a WETDOG

Wizzle: but you must be careful with stone because they can hurst your tummy

Jester: I wish you could come and play in the pool Wizzle. The stones are to big to go in our tummies so they don't hurt us. Welike to put our noses under water and blow bubbles while we fetch things.

Wizzle: Charlie puts his whole face in the sea when we go chasing pebbles. I don't because i don't like the waves - some are as high as 2 inches!!! I think Cookie is going to be called "THATCookie" she's cheeky

Tina: Hallo my doggies friends Pip, Jester and Wizzle, today is very cold and I don't like to be in my bed on the floor, I like my she person bed and she sometimes let me be there because I warm up her feet.

Wizzle: we all have to go to our own beds, but in the mornings when persons are sleeping we creep on the big bed and snuggle where it's very warm and cosy. Cookie got a stingy on her face yesterday and she looked like she had an egg on her nose

Wizzle: she had to go to the vet to get ninjections, silly Cookie she shouldn't eat waspy flies

Tina: Poor Cookie I hope she will be OK, she can ast to your persons a tasty food and get well after the shots.

Tina: I am a very rebel doggie my she person doesn't like me in her bed but I jump over it all the time; it's cozy and warmer than mine.

Wizzle: Oh look at Milly. I want a Milly I want a Milly. I would teach her about chasing and running and FUN

Pip: Milly knows chasing already WizzlyWizzle. You could teach her not to eat saxpy flies. I shall teach her HOLES today.

Jester: What a lot has happened since I last looked in. I have done a lot of travelling this weekend. We went to Dorset to see Aussie relatives who are visiting. We went to the seaside and played in the water. Now everyone is having new puppies.

Jester: I like Millie, and I think PuppyFarms are very bad things for dogs. Some persons asked my person about Patterdales and she told them where to look for puppies that come from real homes and are well adjusted (like me ha ha)

Wizzle: Puppy farms are no fun for puppies, homes are the best for puppies with other dogs to teach them fun things like holes and running and ponds and fetching balls

Tina: Hello my doggies friends I became in a complete menace, I'm turning my persons mad. Woof woof.

Tina: Hello Silly Milly I am 36 weeks old, don't be afraid to persons around you they love you. Maybe you can be a new friend of me.

Tina: It's very cold here, around 0 and 10 degrees celsius brrbrrbrr.

Jester: Oh dear Pip, you dolook fedup with Millie. You are lying on your bed and sulking I think. Perhaps Millie wants to be TOPDOG. You had better watch out.

Jester: Tina, you are only little so I think you must shuggle up to your persons to keepwarm when the weather is cold. Is it your winter time? Do you know if it will be hot in the summer?

Pip: Hello Tina. Have you got a coat? I have a coat for when it's very cold and I love my coat.

Pip: I think Person should send Milly back to the puppy farm. this morning I had a nice game with her but she always has to push her luck!

Wizzle: Poor Pip, Milly sounds like she has to learn her place. I had to learn my place when I moved here, but I also had to tell Paddy not to steal my food. Cookie is a funny puppy she can get through gaps in the fence because she is too small still.

Tina: Hello Jester yes winter time is starting and it's colder when south polar winds come to my house. summer starts in December and yes is hot. The house is becoming warmer they fixed the heating.

Tina: Hello Pip yes I have a coat but I try to bite it because smells like another dog very deep on it. Oh yes smells like I was Tobi.

Tina: Pip you'll see you will enjoy a lot with Silly Milly like with Monty the Mont and Marmite, she's beautiful. She will enjoy a lot if you teach her to dig holes with you.

Tina: One of this days diging hard I found a bone that I buried some weeks ago. mmmmm was tasty.

Tina: I used to run out through gaps like Cookie and also I did dig under the fence but my persons put bricks to stop me scaping. Bye my doggies friends.

Wizzle: Hi Pip I hope Milly is being a goodgirl. Cookie is good but she keeps climbing through the fence, she she getting very cheeky.

Pip: Your Person should have a BIG puppy like Silly Milly so she can't get through the fence. I love Milly now. I lie on my back and I wait for her to jump on me

Pip: She is scared of Persons still, even a tiny bit scared of MY Person (I'm never scared of my Person), and sometimes she does a little wee wee on the floor.

Wizzle: It takes time to learn to love a new puppy. i didn't love cookie at first but now i cuddle her and love her lots

Wizzle: cookie isn't scared of anything, she's a brave little puppy

Wizzle: isn't it funny pip - i wasn't sure about cookie at first and now i LOVE her best, and you weren't sure about milly but now you love her??? I think puppies take some getting used to

Pip: Hello all my doggy friends. I have been so busy with Milly that I haven't had time to write to you. I will show everyone your picture very soon.

Pip: I must run away now - to see what Milly is getting up to without me to watch her. If she finds something I just have to steal it from her.

Wizzle: I would love you too Pip we could RUN faster than the other dogs and nobody would catch us

Wizzle: Today cookie has gone to have an operation so she doesn't have any puppies. I miss her,

Pip: Poor Cookie. I bet your Person can't stop her playing and running with you Wizzly Wizzlw wqhen she should be CAREFUL.

Pip: One day Silly Milly will need to have that operation. Silly Milly is getting Tall. Soon I must make me Person write more blog for me.

Jester: Hello everyone, we have been abandoned. Person went to France without us. We had person's son to look after us. Now it's OK again because person is back.

Jester: Pip you should try splashing in water - it's such good fun. We can all three get in our pool. If you and Monty and Marmite and Milly got in the pool together there would be a tidal wave (and you would all be squashed together.

Wizzle: Cookie has her belly tied together with string. She came home yesteray smelling funny and not wanting to play. She is much better today and wants to play with the ball, and I want to play with her but person won't let her

Wizzle: I don't know HOW person inks she will keep Cookiemonster quiet for 10 whole days! Poor Jester being left I'm glad persons came home for you. I don't like it when the pack splits up I get worried

Pip: Murder when your Person's son was looking after you,. Marmite was playing with Monty the Mont the day aftfger her operation. Person could not stop her. Person told me that Persons having Hysterectomies like Cookie has had are lazy for THREE MONTHS

Pip: Cookiemonster might be quiet for TWO days, but she won't be quiet for TEN days. Your person will give up.

Wizzle: Cookie wanted to play the next day. Persons said there's NO WAY to keep a Cookie quiet, and it isn't fair on us boys to not be allowed play time, so we are allowed to play with her a little bit. She isn't allowed running up and down stairs or in the pond

Wizzle: She isn't allowed to play with the big yellow ball or running in the garden. She IS allowed biting faces and chasing legs though as long as persons are there. Persons won't leave us all alone together in case Cookie's tummy gets hurted

Wizzle: I got shouted at today because person caught be nibbling stitches. I mustn't nibble stitches because Cookie's puddings will all fall out.

Jester: I am not allowed to play with Lolepop unless she has her chastity pants on. She has ot had the op to stop her making puppies so every now and then she gets very interesting to me. She growls at me most of the time and person won't let me cuddle her.

Jester: Person's son was very good to us. He made up a new game with a ball on the end of a long rope. He kept us at home with no long walks only playing in the garden to keep Lolly safe. He remembered our food and water but I was very happy to see person again.

Jester: Tina are you too busy digging up bones and eating them to talk to us? I want to know if you are better from your operation and car sickness.

Wizzle: Jester you mustn't make puppies, poor lolepop. Persons are silly trying to stop the games, we always find a way to make a game and usually then that involves making mess and noise. Persons are lazy and don't want to run around all day.

Jester: I dn't want to cuddle Lolepop anymore. She has stopped being special and is allowed to take her pants off. We have got some more bits of new fence because we got under the first one (he he he). Lolepop and I went chasing rabbits up top.

Wizzle: Cookie went to the vet today and came home smelling of gingernut biscuits. If she sits on mummy's lap with the window open and nibbles gingernuts, her tummy doesn't spill out into the car.

Wizzle: Her stitches came out on Friday and she needed a checkup today because her tummy is still swollen. She's fine but she still can't play at full speed! It's very hard to have a Cookie and not play with her all the time.

Jester: Hi everyone, it's been very quiet on the blog Have you all gone to sleep for the summer? Poor Lolepop has hurt her toe. She wouldn't let he-person look at it (not qualified)

Jester: She said she wanted to see a proper Doggie Doctor. He pulled her nail off (torture) but he gave her something to take the pain away. She came home all sleepy and is getting better now. She looks like she has nail varnish on one toe.

Pip: Person is telling me to say something about toeing the line which she thinks is funny. I don't know what she is talking about. I NEARLY caught a rabbit in our field this morning

Wizzle: Charlie has lost the same nail 3 times, the first time it broke the vet pulled it off and Charlie screamed so much it made mummy person cry. After that they bandage it and let it fall off naturally, it's his thumb toe which some dogs have removed.

Wizzle: cookie has been naughty and eaten half of the chesterfield when mummy went out. She didn't get shouted at though, mummy tries not to yell at us (unless she is very cross and then she forgets)

Pip: Naughty Cookie! I wouldn't eat a Cheswterfield. I'm a good boy now. Milly can do the naughty stuff while I watch and show her how. Does Charlie cry when your person goes out?

Wizzle: Charlie used to get very worried when persons went out, now he is OK. We are all OK apart from Cookie, who is very naughty even though she has company and lots of toys. Persons say she's a monkey

Wizzle: persons are going away for a loooooong time, until Monday. Mummy persons mummy and daddy are going to feed us and look after us. We have to promise to be gooddogs.

Pip: I think you may be very SPOILT dogs while your Persons are away.

Pip: Baby Person Eddie is in our house for a few days. He is one. He squeals and screeches and makes Milly bark. She is a little afraid of Eddie aven though she can only see him through bars.

Pip: We all love Eddie and we push our noses through the bars and lick his little fingers. Sometimes he grabs my nose, but I don't mind.

Jester: We had a big party and lots of people came to our house. There were some young chldren (not smalllike baby Eddie) who wanted to play with us. We were GOODDOGS and played nicely. Even the nervous boy liked playing with us.

Jester: My sister Chelsea came to the party. She stayed for the whole weekend and we could play with her. We showed her the woods and field where we go walks. Chelseamight be going to live in Australia for a year.

Wizzle: We don't know any baby persons, we know a few small persons though, we like them they have more energy for playing than big persons. We had a lovely time with granpersons and were spoilt and had pork pie - although we aren't supposed to tell mummy!!!

Wizzle: it has been very hot here and we have to jump in the pond a lot. i hope everydog is having a happy summer and gets lots of fun and walks

Jester: Hello Wizzle and Pip. I have got an ouch. I have hurt my eye and I had to see the doggie doctor. She put some stuff in my eye and it turned my nose green! Now person has to put ointment in my eye and I don't like it.

Pip: Poor Jester. Green nose? That's because you put it somewhere you shouldn't, I think. Person saw a poor little black dog by the road. He had been hit by a car.

Pip: Peerson was very late home because she wanted to help it but didn't know what to do. She dialled 999 and a very nice policeman came along who called vet who put the poor little black dog to sleep.

Pip: the poor little black dog didn't have a collar. He was near a field where some gypsies had been. the policman said they may have gone away and left him behind. Person was crying.

Jester: Poor little black dog. Did it look like me. My person would have loved it if it could have been made well again because she likes little black dogs.

Pip: It was an old litle black dog, a jack russel perhaps with short legs. It was injured inside. If it could have been made better I would have taken it and found it a new home.

Jester: I don't understand why some persons are nice to dogs and other persons are unkind. I would always be nice to persons unless they be burglars which I am allowed to bite.

Wizzle: Poor little black dog, that would make my person cry too because she always loves lost dogs and keeps them safe. This weekend we have been playing with a BIG black dog called Blue, he is a Lab retriever and he came last year when he was 3 months old

Wizzle: Cookie was jealous when I played with Blue and she had to learn not to snap at his face. Blue brought 2 big persons and 3 little persons with him. They were all noisy and busy and messy and we are glad they have gone now so we can sleep

Wizzle: Blue liked being in a doggy pack and Blue's person says they might get Blue a puupy so keep him company, we didn't want Blue to go home we had lots of fun, Blue had never jumped in a pond before i think his persons should make him one

Jester: I have just been on one of our favourite walks by the river. We all jumped in the little river and swam downstream. Person was calling us back because she doesn't want to jump in the river. So we got out and ran in the fields.

Jester: At the end person let us swim in the river again to cool down and to get rid of the smelly stuff Lolepop and Tally had rolled in. Water is such good fun but Pip's person doesn't let Marmite go in it in case she can't get out on the bank again.

Wizzle: I used to be fightened of water. I was frightened of lots of things including paper, but persons have showed me fun things that are not scary. I am still frightened of the vacuum but I love my pond and I am learning to swim

Jester: Once we got very hot on our walk and we stopped at Abbey's house on the way home for a drink of water. Lolepop found the fish pond and went for a swim and so did I. All the fish were trying to get away from us and it was SO funny.

Jester: But Abbey's person was not amused so we don't be allowed to do it anymore.

Pip: My Person says did you see that programe about the Kewnnel Club and Crufts and how dogs have babies with their brothers and fathers and produce little Cavaliers whose heads are too small for their brains?

Pip: My Person couldn't sleep, she said it was dreadful. The dogs were in bad pain, and some couldn't breathe. I'm lucky because I'm a mongrel really. (It's not PC to say mongrel. but I'm proud to be a mongrel with a head big enough for my brain)

Wizzle: persons were going to watch, but went out instead. it sounds horrid, we're all "mixed breed" apart from paddy the kc dalmatian. we don't care, but sometimes our bodies aren't big enough for our happies and we have to love too hard

Wizzle: Did anyone watch Martin Clunes' programme last night? When the wolves howled, Cookie and I howled back.

Jester: I have been away for the weekend and haven't seen any telly. We went to see my sister Chelsea. We did lots of driving because she lives in Bristol. Then we did more driving to a bridge in Zummerzet where there are trolls.

Jester: Then we did dome more driving into Wales where all the towns are so goood they named them twice like New York New York. Now we are come home after more driving and I am tired and going to bed.

Jester: No sign of your tunnel in Wales Pip so I think you're right, it must ahve gone East. I don't think Africa is East from here. Maybe it's gone to Russia where they have bears.

Pip: Maybe my tunnel is up a tree being a wind sock. We watched Martin Clunes. We looked up when the wolves howled then went back to sleep. Person says if I had sticky uppy ears I would look like a pale Dingo.

Pip: My Play Tunnel may be bobbing along in the sea now on the way to Holland. If I had my name and address on it someone might return it from Russia.

Wizzle: Persons have seen that wolf man before, he's a good dog person and he looks dog smelly not person smelly which must be excellent fun for him. No tunnel in N Wales, but lots of wind. If I see it I will run very fast and try to catch it

Pip: To all my Doggy Friends - please watch out for my Play Tunnel. Tina mya see it in South America

Wizzle: Please all be careful in your gardens. Today mummy caught a man stealing Cookie and she had to run down the road after him. He said Cookie had followed him, but Mummy heard him whistling to her

Wizzle: Cookie has never had anything bad happen to her so she thinks all peoples are nice, but some aren't. Some are mean and cruel and we might never have seen her again. Mummy is reporting the bad man but we must all be very careful

Jester: Poor Cookie, poor all of you. That was a scary thing to happen. We must all be very careful not to let anyone take us away even if they have treats in their hands and we would like to eat them.

Jester: Today Tally and Lolepop have been GOODDOGS and they have got their Silver Good Citizenship certificates. I did not get to go because I am not ready to be GOODDOG yet. I was very unhappy to be left behind.

Jester: Also, Lolepop got to wear my collar because she lost her proper tag and she has to wear an old one that belonged to Tally and hasn't got the right writing on it. Itwas my collar so I should have the certificate I think.

Pip: Clever Tally and Lolepop. I have thaqt certificate and so does Marmite. Monty the Mont was like you Jester and he wasn't good enough.

Pip: I am very scared that someone might come and take me. We now have Silly Milly and she barks and she won't go with a man with a man with treats. Silly Milly will stop a man with treats from stealing me or Marmite or Monty the Mont.

Wizzle: I don't want any of us to be stolen. Lady next door had a dog stolen, persons think they took her to make puppies. It's very sad that we are not safe in our own gardens

Jester: Hi Pip, I have been as far east as the seaside and I looked everywhere for your play tunnel but it wasn't on the beach. I went swimming in the sea and so did Tally and so did Lolepop. It is so salty it makes you drink lots of water when you get out.

Jester: I have sent your person a whole e-mail about it. It was the best fun you could have in water. I need to practice doing the big jumps a bit more before I get brave enough to jump like some of the oter dogs did.

Jester: I went on a long trip with Tally and Lolepop and when we got to Dash and Splash we had to learn how to jump off a platform into a pool to fetch a toy. Some of the dogs were jumping 10-14 feet into the pool. The world record is 28 feet!!

Pip: My Person went to see eight goden labrador puppies yesterday! They were 7 weeks old.

Wizzle: all brothers and sisters have little fights, but we all like being in packs

Wizzle: we all just have to learn our place in the pack ... wow two puppies at once? your person is BRAVE

Pip: MY Person isn't getting any more puppies. She went to see lots of puppies and thepeople want to keep two. They are worried about them fighting

Pip: We have no more room for any more puppies.When I next write my Blog you will see all the puppies, fast asleep for a little while.

Jester: I fight with Lolepop alot of the time. I am bigger and stronger than she is but somehow I never seem to win. I think Lolepop cheats. She definitely growls. She has been BADDOG at training classes.

Pip: Bad Dog at Training classes? What DID she do? You went around saying 'but I am a good dog, not like Lolepop'.

Wizzle: Oh I thought you meant Your person. I like tufty ears I like to lick them. I don't have tufty ears but i still like having them licked.

Jester: Look at me, LOOK at me. My picture is on your blog Pip.

Jester: We has all been GOODDOGS this week. Person has been very busy with a big party and we kept out of the way. We got sauasage roll and quiche for treats. And fruit cake. We will be GOODDOGS next week and see if we get some more.

Jester: Hello Pip, Hello Wizzle, where are you? What are you doing? I have been GOODDOG but I didn't get any fruitcake. Won't bother anymore.

Pip: Hi Jester - raise your game now, that's my advice. Only be good now for raw mince. Remind you Person she has a very early start tomorrow morning (when the cat's away the dogs can play).

Wizzle: Hello Pip and Jester, I am always a gooddog but i don't do it for sausage or chicken or even cake. My treat is getting some love. We have a new sofa just for us dogs to sit on and i love it i was the first to make my place on it.

Wizzle: cookie is ebing good too although persons had to put lots of wood around the fences because she is still small enough to squeeze through to eat horse poo. Persons worry about her getting kicked. Cookie isn't scared of anything, she is a HAPPY dog like me

oscar: i had to go to the vets tonight beecoz i cut myself on a brambel

but i will be okay so pls don't worry, oscar

Pip: Helllo hello Oscar. I am sorry you have a Wound. I have had two wounds. I hope you boy person and your girl person are being good. x

Jester: You need to be careful Oscar. Tally came home with a bramble thorn in the middle of her nose. She was pretending to be an introverted unicorn.

Jester: Today I am being almost GOODDOG. I have practiced my agility work and I had treats for good jumps. I thin Major looks very handsome with his lovely golden face. Pip, your blog is two years old now. What a lot has happened since you started.

Wizzle: Major is beautiful I want to tug at his face and run with him

Wizzle: who put the toilet on the chat? wees and poos are done outside always!

Pip: I didn't put the toilet on the chat. You must have done it yourself, Wizzly Wizzle.

Wizzle: I didn't do it, I'm very good at toilets and cookie is good at toilets and charlie and paddy. it must have been your silly milly puppy.

Pip: Yes, it could have been Silly Milly. She is sometimes a bit too interested in poo

Wizzle: Mystery solved then! We've had a boring week it has been raining. I'm starting to feel cold at night but persons won't let me in their bed. I have to wait until they get up in the morning then I lie in their warm places.

Jester: We have been to the woods and the stream is starting to come back from its summer holidays. Soon there will be lots of water and we will be able to put logs in it like beavers do.

Jester: We like to cuddle up and be warm with our person but when we come back from the woods we have to sit in the crates until the mud dries. Persons just don't get how much fun mud is.

Jester: Hello everybody - where are you? What are you doing?

Pip: Hi Jester - Milly has been eating fireworks and Person is worried. Neighbours had lots OF WIZZING AND BANING and the bits fell into our field. Milly has been eating gunpowder.

Jester: Mind she doesn't go POP! Alfie next door had some fireworks but there wasn't much else of bangs around here. We have the agility equipment in the ponies' field so now we have to let them eat the grass in our garden.

Jester: Person says it's easier than mowing it BUT she has to get a big bucket to collect all the poo otherwise we eat it when the ponies have gone back to their little house.

Pip: Milly is in season Person says. I know she smells good but sadly I don't know what to do about that. I do try though. OPerson says it's because I haven't got the balls.

Jester: Can I come round to see Milly? I would know what to do but I would need a box, or Milly would need a ditch.

Pip: Milly is mine all mine even though I can't do anything about it. Person says it's called Dog in the Manger.

Jester: I think brussell sprouts and chestnuts are in season. Lolepop nearly was in season but then she changed her mind. Person is looking for a handsome Patterdale to be her special friend. I am handsome of course but I am also her brother.

Jester: Now I have earache and I have to have stuff squirted in my ear and I don't like it.

Pip: When you have Stuff squirted in your ear, where does it go to? Does is come out of your other ear?

Jester: It stays in my ear and goes squelch when my ear is rubbed on the outside. Don't laugh because I am feeling very poorly. I have had one claw pulled out just like Lolepop a few months ago. I have had very funny sleeps all day.

Pip: Poor Jester. I'm not laughing. You didn't laugh when I had my Wound, did you. That may have been because you were not yet born.

Jester: Tally does not have any dew claws. She doesn't have a full size tail either. I wouldn't mnd not having dew claws because they get caught in person's jumper. I like having a proper tail.

Jester: What do you mean, NO FATHER CHRISTMAS!! Who will fill my stocking with hide chews and biscuits?

Pip: I will tell you a Big SECRET Jester. Don't tell Tally. Your PERSON will fill the stocking with hide chooswe and biscuits. Keep awake and watch.

Jester: I stayed awake a long time but I didn't see anyone. I did hear some jingle bells as I was falling asleep. My person assures me that there is a Father Christmas. He only brings presents for good dogs. Why does your person have to fill your stocking Pip

Pip: You surely don't still believe all that Father Chriswtmas rubbish do you Jester? Think about it - how can he visit all the millions of good dogs in the world in just one night!

Jester: He doesn't visit all of the dogs in oe night. Only the ones who have been good. Takes him about 45 minutes.

Pip: Oh. I'm sorry you didn't get a visit from Santa then, Jester. It explains why I didn't either.

Jester: Wake up Pip. It's a new year and time you posted something on your blog. Tell your person to get busy with it. I am noe officially a GOODDOG and am looking forward to FC bringing me a stocking full of treats next December.

Pip: Person has been very busy (she says) and she says she will tell you more about us soon, Jester

Jester: Hello Pip, I am FEDUP, FEDUP, FEDUP. Lolepop won't play with me. I want to play with her. She growls at me. Tally doesn'twant to play with me. She barks at me. I want things to be like they were before Lolepop got sexy.

Pip: When Milly got like the I was OK. It's because Iv'e got no balls any more. Perhaps you should have no balls like me?

Jester: My person says she will advertise my services to persons who would like their girl dogs to have handsome Patterdale puppies. AND if Lolepop wasn't my sister (and very very bossy) she would swoon to meet me.

Pip: My Person went to see Hunnie and Roxie yesterday. Their Girl-Person is called Demi. I hope Demi will talk to me. They have a Boy-Person called Hayden too.

Jester: I have not been allowed on the computer for ages 'cos person has been busy with smelly tax returns. We know they are smelly 'cos she says 'oh poo, another tax return'.

Jester: I have been playing in the snow in the garden. I have been playing in the snow by the aerial. Tally and Lolepop played in the snow. Tally pushed some snow down a rabbit hole.

Pip: Hi Jester, I have put your picture in my blog. Talk to me pleeeeeeeease

Jester: Hello Pip, it's gone very quiet hasn't it. I wonder if Wizzle has been BADDOG and is not allowed to blog anymore? Perhaps the snow has got inside his computer. Tally is BADDOG. She has to walk on the lead because she didn't come back when called.

Jester: I am quite GOODDOG because I come back fairly soon ibut not straight away. We have been eating cow's ears and squabbling about them. You have put my paw picture on the blog. Did you notice that my other claw which the vet pulled out hasn't grown back.

Pip: Hi Jester - you are there! Tell your person to cut all your claws very short and the you may not catch them on things. We keep our nails short because we run over concrete and stone to get to our field.

Jester: Person does not like to cut claws. Person is squeamish. I do not like my claws cut. I will not sit still and be GOODDOG. We need more walks on the road but we want to walk in the fields.

Pip: Person went to see a Great Dane who swallowed a stick over two feet long! He was on the news and on Paul O'Grady. This was a couple of years ago. Google Hector Great Dane! I will tell you more on my blog soon.

Jester: Today was a good day. We went for a walk and had agility training. It was not a good day for person, she fell over. She says I pulled her over. I think it was Tally.

Jester: Person doesn't wear tights. Person hates tights. Your person knows thar.

Jester: Pip, your person was thinkig of letting Marmite have puppies so she could call them Bisto and Bovril and other gravy related names.

Jester: Now we are going to have some puppies and my person wants to call them Magnum, Mivvi, Fab and Zoom because they will all be Lolepop's.

Pip: ha ha! But if you have the daddy you don't get to name them. they need to be Tally's. The you can have Ho, Sum and Total.

Jester: Sounds like they would be Chinese. I am not the daddy, I will be an uncle. They are calling me Uncle Fester. I want to be the alpha dog and start calling the names round here.

Jester: I have hurted my paw again. Not the one where I have lost two claws already. The other one at the front. I had to go to the doctor and I am having more tablets and person is having more bills.

Jester: I expect Hector'sperson had some big bills to pay. What is brown and sticky? A stick of course! I would not eat a stick like that. Why did Hector swallow the stick? Was it to catch the spider that wriggled and tiggled and jiggled inside him?

Pip: Poor Jester paw. Get your person to make you some little boottees. They could be florescent yellow. Or you could have a different colour on each foot? People would then take more notice of you than Tally. Hurting your foot is extreme for attention seeking

Jester: I am BADDOG again. Before I hurt my paw I ran in the quarry. Now I am better but I have to do all my walks on the lead. It's not fair and I don't like it.

Jester: Tally is teaching Lolepop to go down rabbit holes. She thinks it would be funny if Lolepop got stuc in a hole and had to have her puppies there. Then they would be able to chase baby rabbits. Person is not amused.

Pip: Person says it's better to be safe than sorry, and your person may pretend she's cross but she would be very sorry if something bad happened to you

Jester: Lolepop has had SEVEN puppies and they weren't even due until Sunday. I cannot set them a good example as Lolepop won't let me near them. I was GOODDOG when I went formy walk this morning.

Pip: Lolepop knows you just might not teach them the right things. YOu must be a GOOD UNCLE and show them that staying next to your person on walks is BEST.

Pip: I want to see a photo of Seven Puppies. I want to know what the Seven Names are.

Pip: Brilliant programme on Sky yesterday: In the Womb - Dogs. Sook on internet - I think it's showing again. It is also on DVD.

Pip: I have told Person that I don't know what Sook on internet means.

Pip: When you visit my blog, would you please talk to me? I need some new friends

Sue: Hi Pip, what a great picture of you, I have shown it to Billy Lab and Daze (scruffag) and they are wondering if you have a fan club !!!

Pip: Hello Billy Lat and Daze. You will be the first members of my new fan club! We will collect a HUGE pack and I can then lead you all on the rampage. Shall we go and swim in the river?

Jester: I can see my nephews and neices on your blog!! There are only two girls and five boys. I am not allowed to play with them yet.

Luna: I would love to come on the rampage with you too and I LOVE the river! But I will have to wait until I am good enough to be allowed off the lead again!

Pip: Hi Luna Moon! I could teach you about digging holes too. I have taught Milly. I stand and watch, Milly digs.

Pip: I am the Look Out dog. We could all have a RAMPAGE together. Not Marmite. She is too lazy.

Jester: Hi Pip, Luna looks like a GSD I know called Diva. I have played with her. She is much bigger than me.

Jester: On Sunday I was in the kitchen and the food recycle bin accidentally fell out of the cupboard and before I could run and tell my person Lolepop had eaten some egg and beans. Later Lolepop had the Dire Ear.

Jester: I don't know why it is called Dire Ear as it is another part of her body that is affected. Anyway she had to go to Doggie Doctor because she had a pain in her tummy and COULDN'T EAT. She also couldn't make milk for the puppies.

Jester: So all day yesterday Person had to make milk from powder and squirt it into the puppies. They drank the milk but they cried because they want their mummy. Today Lole is feeling better and she has cuddled the puppies.

Pip: accidentally fell out of the cupboard, Marmite would get Dire Ear. (Person says it something sung at the end of an opera by a fat lady, a Die Aria.Opera? What's that?).

Jester: Opera is a daytime TV show for people who want to watch other people who have made a worse mess of things than they have.

Pip: Mess of things? sounds just my kind of show - and Milly's

Jester: Pip you must tell your person that I am a Petterdale Terror not a Parsons Terror

Pip: Whoops, Patterdale Terror. It must be the time of year - Easter, church, parson etc.. pEtterdale?

Pip: There are two ways to dig a good hole, the right way and the wrong way.

Jester: If you dig a hole the wrong way you can break your clas and then you have to have them pulled out. They take a long time to grow out.

Pip: Luna is only 16months old, so she could have a good rampage with Milly. I think they want a calm Luna not a rampaging Luna

Jester: Hi Pip how are you? The puppies have got teeth now and Lolepop doesn't like them so much. I am allowed to sit at the gate and watch them. Lolepop sits at the gate and watches them.

Jester: Sometimes Lolepop growls at me when I watch the puppies. She knows that I wouldn't hurt them but she doesn't want me to go in the pen and eat their food.

Jester: She wants to go in there and eat their food all by herself. The puppies are called Twister, Zoom, Fab, Dibdab, Rocket, Solero and Magnum because they are all Lolepop's. Rocket is going to live a long way away in North Yorkshire!

Pip: Person says she will put a new photo of the puppies on my blog for me.Silly Milly is now a Naughty Milly, and I shall tell you about that as well. As an Uncle you can be a sort of Dog Father, can't you.

Pip: Person met Jake and Aaron yesterday. They have a Weimerana and a Great Dane that both love children. Hello Jake, will you talk to me?

Pip: Smiley Riley just sent me a comment (see 'comments'). He has a very good idea. Whey don't I do a Crime and let Silly Milly take the blame! Well done Riley!

Luna: I am meant to be a good doggie not a rampaging doggie... but it is hard to learn, I'm so used to rampaging..

Luna: me and Milly would have a great time, I just stole a whole envelope full of money from my persons car, I like to eat the £20 ones they are the tastiest

Pip: Ooh Luna - did you EAT lots of money? My He-Person called me That Bloody Pip when I ate a £10 note when I was younger.

Pip: Perhaps you should tell them that you'll not eat any more money if they let you rampage a little bit. You have to ACT good and quietly do your own thing when they are not looking.

Pip: Jasper - how are the puppies? Has your person found homes for them yet?

Jester: Jasper????? I am not the villan in a Victorian Melodrama (whatever that is). All the puppies have homes. Three puppies (Fab, Zoom and Twister) are leaving tomorrow. My person is a little bit sad.

Jester: Magnum will be going to his new home Friday and Solero leaves on Saturday. Rocket stays with us for an extra week and has to practice some more car trips because he has a long journey on the next Saturday.

Pip: I don't know why Person typed Jasper when I distinctly told her JESTER. Must be because she was writing about Jasper. She says it's her age but i don't know what that means. My age doesn't count as an excuse when I do something wrong!

Pip: Person went to see lovely Ollie Tibetan Terrier yesterday. His Boy and Girl Persons are Rosie and Fraser. Hello Rosie and Fraser. Talk to me?

Jester: I have been very busy Pip. I am an uncle you know. I have 7 neices and nephews but they have all gone to new homes. All except Dibdab. Dibdab is going to live with me and Tally and Lolepop.

Jester: But Dibdab has had to change his name. Person thought that some members of her family would suffer vast embarassment out walking if they had to call Dibdab, Dibdab. But person still wanted a Lolepop name.

Jester: So Magnum's new family call him Dexter so as he doesn't need his old name anymore Person thought she would re-cycle it for Dibdab. We are just getting used to calling him now.

Pip: So DibDab is now going to be called BIG. That's like me being called BRUTUS, Marmite being called TWIGGY, Monty being called SNOWY and Milly being called - umm - er....

Jester: I have had to put young Magnum in his place a couple of times. He thinks he can just do what he likes. But it is quite nice having him around because he looks up to me and thinks I am wonderful.

Jester: He gets some really scrumptious puppy food and all he wants to do is eat mine. I have offered to swap but Person won't let me.

Pip: I have a cunning plan. Go missing (hide), and while your Person is in a panic searching for you, move in on Magnum's food.

Levi: Hello Pip I'm Levi and I try to be a GOODBOY but sometimes I see RED.

Levi: My Person just took me to see a Milo PUPPY. We stayed behind the gate so I didn't get CROSS. Milo's Person opened the gate and Milo sniffed me in the ear so I shouted at him. I relaxed when the gate was closed again. I'm going to lay on my back now.

Pip: Hello Levi - my person told me about you! When you have put Milo in his place you can stop pretending to be fierce.

Levi: Okay I will stop pretending. My favourite animal is cats and I am scared of bumble bees. They buzzzzz too loud!

Pip: My Person can't spell Levi. I will need to get a new publisher.

Jester: Hello Levi, Hello Pip. I have had a very boring week. Person does lots of work and we get short walks. Today was good though, we went to Waresley Woods.

Jester: Next week will be good. Magnum has had his injections and soon he can come walks with us. Then I can teach him how to be BADDOG. He will get told off and I will not be in trouble.

Pip: Person went to see a chocolate labrador called Magnus last week. Magnus jumps up a lot. She kept calling him Magnum.

Jester: I caught a rabbit on Friday. I am a hunter, a successful hunter. Tally saw my rabbit. Tally did NOT catch my rabbit. Tally had her head down a burrow when I caught my rabbit.

Jester: It is very hot today. Person says too hot for hunting. We go for walks early morning or late evening. I like to drink lots of water.

Jester: Magnum does not get hot. Magnum buzzes around like a buzzy fly and keeps on biting my ears. I put Magnum in his place but he won't stay there.

Pip: My pllace is lying in the shade of the willow tree in the field.

Jester: Magnum's place is lower down than me. He is the Omega wolf and a very small one as well. I am a grown up Beta wolf and so I am more important. I wish our Alpha wolf would stop fussing him. He gets breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Jester: I am stopped from being an Alpha wolf. I have to walk on the lead. I have to DO AS I AM TOLD. I am fed up.

Jester: Person is being our Alpha wolf. Person says we dogs are getting out of hand. I din't mind being a Beta wolf. If I sit in my crate when I come in from the garden and look up at my person she will sometimes give me a biscuit.

Pip: Try looking sad and quiet Jester - it always works for me.

Jimbob: Hello Pip, I am a sighthound too. My person say I look like you. My mummy was a saluki. I'm scared of dogs, but not if they look like us.

Pip: Hi Jimbob! I will bet you are a VERY CLEVER DOG if you look like me. Where do you live? We could have a very fast race together. I have not yet foud a dog who can run as fast as I can.

Jester: I can run fast. I have caught another rabbit. I am not allowed to play with it. Magnum's brother, Basil, who lives in Yorkshire has caught his first rabbit. His people are pleased with him.

Jester: Basil goes running in the woods with his people. He is in charge of the pens for the geese and the turkeys and the chickens. Basil has to keep the rats away from the feeders when he gets bigger.

Pip: We are all very wet dogs this morning, as it's raining in our field. Person says we smell doggy. Well, what else would we smell like - personny?

Jimbob: Hello Pip, I live in Barkshire. All dogs should live in Barkshire. East Angular is a long way even at lurcher speed. I would be tired before I got there and then you would beat me at racing.

Pip: I would suggest meeting half way, but Barking is too far for me to run. I do fast sprints, I don't do long distance.

Pip: Hello Thomas. My Person told me you might send me a message. Tell Clover from me to keep away from doorways. This morning we found a rats nest.

Jester: Hello everyone, I have been to the seaside and I saw a seal in the sea. It was exciting. He looked like a water dog.

Pip: I went to the seaside once. I ran and ran and ran all along the sands. I rolled in a dead fish.

Jimbob: A dead fish! Now that badge of honour is better than any fox poop! My friend Henry labrador rolled in a dead seal at the beach once. Persons shouted "yuk" but Henry liked it.

Pip: Hi Jimbob from Barkshire. Persons don't like the smell in the car, do they. I wonder why.

Jester: Hello Pip - today I am VERYGOODDOG. I have passed my silver good citizenship certificate. Person is very pleased with me.

Pip: Clever dog Jester. I'm a clever dog too. I passed my silver nearly three years ago. Monty the Monty failed his. He grumbled at another dog.

Pip: Marmite passed her silver too. Silly Milly won't be going to training classes because she might be scared. Are you going to do your Gold now? Has Tally passed her Silver?

Jimbob: wow, what good dogs, doing exams and that. I'm like Silly Milly. Training classes are scary for me. I have some doggy friends to help me be less scared. Person call me scaredy cat. But I'm a dog! Silly person

Pip: Cats are scaredy cats if they come into our field. I can run faster than a cat, but sadly I can't climb trees.

Jester: Lolepop and Tally got their silver exam before I did. Last night Tally went for her Gold and passed. Her person is very happy. Lolepop had an operation yesterday and now she won't be having any more puppies.

Jester: I am glad we won't have any more puppies because Magnum is enough trouble for any uncle to deal with. Person says he walks very nicely on the lead and she tells him 'good chap'.

Jester: When she sits down he curls up on her lap and that is where I am supposed to be. So I get up on her lap and push him off.

Smiley Riley: Hello Pip, My Millie likes our apples too, we all love to eat them when they have fallen off the tree. I hadn't thought about jumping up for them, I willnow though...thanks for the idea

I wonder if I can fly too?

Pip: You CAN fly Riley - all it needs is BELIEF. Person has cut all the grapes from our vine because I FLY to get them down for Marmite. And eating Grapes could make her DIE.

Smiley Riley: Do you want to kill Marmite then Pip? It's a good job you have your person to make sure none of you DIE! It is so important for our persons to know what can harm us isn't it!

Jimbob: Me and my person met a nasty dog today. It didn't have a person with it and kept wanting to get me. Person knew it could harm me at made it go away with her words. Person has told the Dog Warden cos we know where it lives. Nasty dog could harm my friends.

Pip: HELLO Jimbob! It's nasty Persons that make nasty dogs. Nasty Persons shouldn't have dogs at all. What sort of dog are you Jimbob - big or little or middle sized?

Jester: Hello Pip, did you wonder why I haven't been talking to you? My person went away and left me behind. And she left Lolepo behind and Tally and Magnum. We didn't know where she was until we got a postcard. She said she was at the back end of nowhere-at-all.

Pip: My Person told me you Person went away without you. I hope you are now being very naughty. Fancy leaving you behind! There are lots and lots of rabbits in the back-end-of-nowhere too.

Daze: Hello Pop xxx I am very busy at the moment 'cos my brother Billy is very poorly and I am having to look after him when my human is out. I also have to get up in the night when he cries, 'cos my hunan sleeps right trough t. Think I deserve an increase in t

Daze: treats !! hope the rest of your gang are well and happy, hope to see you all again soon xx

Pip: HELLO DAZE! Oh poor lovely Billy. My Person says to let her know if she can help you in any way.

Jester: Here I am - just popped in to say hello to everyone. Sorry to hear about Billy, is he getting better?

Pip: Billy is very old. He is a black labrador like Monty the Mont.

Daze: Your person came to see Billy and me on Sunday, we were very pleased to see her again, she made our person feel much happier so we send her our love and thanks xx. Billy has some tablets now that make him feel better all night, so I didn't have to go down

Daze: to give him a cuddle last night. I stayed with our person and cuddled her instead..

Pip: Hi Daze - your Person gave my Person some tomatoes. What are tomatoes for? Person eats them! Marmite, Milly and Monty like apples. I only like proper food.

Daze: Hello Pip xx could the reason for you not liking Tomatoes and apples be... because they have PIPS' in lol

Jester: Hi Pip, I have a hurt in my ear and Person keeps sqirting yellow water in it. I am not happy about this.

Jester: I am not happy with Magnum. He is cheeky to me. I have told Magnum off. Then Magnum told me off. Then Person told me and Magnum off and we had to sit in our crates for AGES.

Pip: Hello Jester, when I start what my person calls over-playing with Monty the Mont, she comes and stands over us like a statue, in silence. She stays there until we go oh-oh and slink off. If I go back for more she then shuts me out by myself for a while

Jester: Magnum won a prize for wagging his tail. Huh. He thinks he is sooo clever. I have won prizes for lots of things. Huh.

Pip: I would like a prize for wagging my tail.I would like a prize for digging holes.

Jester: You could have a prize for escaping. You could have a prize for running very fast. You could have a prize for writing a blog. I have had a bath and smell of flowers. Huh. I need to get out to a field and put that right.

Daze: Hello Pip xx Thought you would like to know that Billy has some new medicine that is making him feel a bit better! He still keeps falling over but is walking better.

Daze: We had to see the Vet and I thought it was for Billy, but it was for my itchy ear WAHHHH!! I feel better too now . Our person says this is like an OAP's Home, think she means OAC's !!

Jester: Hey Pip, we have a little animal that comes into the garden every night as well. It is not a weasel. It has got spikes and it snorts like a piggy. Can you guess what it is?

Pip: Hi Daze - I am very pleased about Billy and so is my Person. Monty the Mont doesn't like the vet. I love it and i love all the people and animals in the waiting room.

Pip: Hi Jester, little Prickly Animals have lots of FLEAS. I've not heard one snort, though. Is that why they are called hedgehogs?

Pip: my Person is going to see a Weimerana called Woody today. Do you know, MY name was Woody in my first home! Person thought I looked more like a pip because I was very small and a pip-squeak she said.

Jester: In Zomerzet they are called hedgepigs. They can be very noisy. Our hedgepig likes to go under the caravan.

Daze: Hello Pip xx We have a familly of rabbits living under our shed and our person is getting very ross, and worried that the shed will collapse. She has put sleepers all round it but they are still digging under them, Billy and I wait for them to come out,

Daze: but we usually go to sleep and miss them. Billy sleeps a lot now, so I just join in so he isn't lonely !!

Pip: We often have a sleeper by our shed too. Marmite goes to sleep by our shed. I expect that keeps the rabbits away.

Jester: I have caught two rabbits. I am very fast for a small dog. I can run faster than Lolepop.

Jester: That's not fair - your legs are twice as long as mine! When we do races at showa we are in the under 15" class. You would not be allowed in our class. You would be in the over 15" class with the other big dogs.

Pip: It IS fair. You can duck and dive under things and take short cuts.

Jimbob: You'll have to try harder to catch the Little Animal now Pip! I found a spikey little animal in MY garden. I am faster but he ran through a Little Round Hole too.

Pip: Slow Marmite caught another rat this morning. When she has caught it she plays with it and then does't know what to do with it. Monty, Milly and me we stand and watch. We don't know what to do with it either.

Daze: Hi Pip xx I am soooooo tired, yawn,yawn.! My person and me are up most of the night giving Billy cuddles now and sometimes we sleep on the floor on a Lilo next to him which I quite like. He has to take tablets to help him .

Daze: My person says I am the best 'Nurse dog' in the world.

Pip: Hi Dozy Daze! My Person says to tell your Person to let her know if she can help in any way.

Daze: Hi Pip xx My person says 'thank you' but we are coping at the moment ok.She says she is turning into a Zombie...what is a Zombie ?

Pip: zzzzzzzzz zombie. Your Person is probably preparing for Halloween. Lock her indoors this evening.

Daze: My person thought this was very funny !! Billy walked all the way down our field today and all the way back, so my person gave us a chew to celebrate. Billy says he will do it again tomorrow !

Daze: Hi Pip xx my Tim has come home to see Billy and me !! I am so happy.He is my best person in the world!!Billy has been much better for the last few days.We hide the tablets that he hates in Ham which he loves.sometimes I get a bit too. yum yum!

Pip: Person says she thinks she saw Tim in a Tesco in London three weeks ago. She was with Luke and his little girls. She didn't say hello because she wasn't sure.Luke thought it was Tim too.

Daze: I will ask Tim if it was him next time he comes home if I remember!!he had to back early to do some work, so I didn't get a long fast walk with just him and me, which I love. When Billy comes, it is a very slow short walk which isn't much fun.

Pip: To Person's Clients' Dogs: Person says why not send me, Pip, a message, with how you are doing. I may be able to give you a few tips how to outwit your persons

Jester: Hi Pip, have you missed me talking to you? I have been having a busy time. Two weeks ago Magnum got snipped and so did I. My person will tell your person what happened cos it's not fit for publication on a wider scale.

Jester: Anyway Magnum is now called Deadly Lampshade because he had to wear an enormous plastic bonnet to stop him licking his wound. My problem has subsided now and I don't feel like doing some of the things I used to do.

Jester: We went to see my sister Chelsea at the weekend. Person will send you a picture of 5 Patterdales carrying a big stick. We all played in the park and it was great fun.

Pip: I saw the 5 Patterdales with the big stick. I wish it had been 5 Patterdales and one PIP.

Daze: Hi Pip, Billy is doing gr8 and my person is very pleased. He has a Bovril sandwich every night with a pill in it so I sit there wagging until my person gives me a little one ( without a pill in it.) Sometimes he even comes for a walk but not very far. I

Pip: Bovril? We don't need Bovril because we have Marmite. Your Person is very kind to you. Marmite is trying to catch fallen grapes and they are POISONOUS.

Daze: I thought Milly was the silly one not Marmite !!! We only walked down our field today, and not out of the gate, our person said it was because Billy was tired, I think it was because it was raining and very windy !!! Think my person thinks I am silly too

Pip: Persons are hard to understand sometimes. We just humour them. x

Jester: He person was going to go on a big boat. He was going to be away for 4 days. We were going to have fun with our person. Now he is not going after all and we do not get to sleep on the bed.

Jester: If Billy's friend is enjoying himself does that make him Happy Daze?

Pip: Hi Jester - is that a jest? (Happy Daze is a she actually).

Smiley Riley: Hello Pip, are all Milly's silly when they have a season? Our Millie is 8 months old now and although she hasn't had her first season she is very silly? Do you think she is always in silly season then?

Pip: Millies are silly all the time - my Milly is jiust sillier in April and October.

Daze: Hello Pip and Jester xxx I am a very 'Happy Daze' 'cos my Billy is doing very well ! Our person is going out nearly all day tomorrow and we are having a 'baby sitter' hope she only sits on babies and not on elderly dogs !!!

Daze: 'cos she is quite a large person but very kind to us. We went on holiday with her and her 2 grand dogs once, in Cornwall, it was luvverly fun !!!

Pip: Be careful Happy Daze. She may even be a Dog sitter, not a Baby sitter. Your Person won't want to come home to a Squashed Daze.

Jester: Hello Daze what you need is a dog cuddler not a dog sitter

Daze: We have a 'dog cuddler' called Sue and she prefers dogs, especially us, to people, so she is clever too !!!!

Daze: I am a person sitter Pip, 'cos I often sit on my person lol it seems to make her really happy, sometimes I even get a chew !! and Billy gets one too but he is to big to sit on our person xx

Pip: Hello Clover! Thank your Boy Person for helping you talk to me. Are you a happy dog? Are you letting people go through doors now?

Jester: Hi Pip, you put my picture on your blog! I am the one right in the middle. Lolepop and Tally are next to me. Tally has a stumpy tail. Magnum is the wonky one at the end. What a great game.

Daze: Shhhhhhhhhh Pip, I'll tell you a secret !! your man person is walking a little Snautzer in the next village to help her person who can't walk very well, I think that is very kind of him.

Daze: I am a mix of 2 breeds too Pip, Bearded Collie and Whippet. I am very fast too ( well I was when I was younger) but I expect you are faster 'cos you have longer legs. Perhaps we will have a race one day !!

Pip: Daze - then you are a sort of lurcher too! A Rough Haired Lurcher. I'm a Smooth Haired Lurcher. Never mind your legs are short. Speed isn't everything. Not quite anyway.

Jester: Just dropped by to say hello. I am taking tablets for an infection.

Pip: Not ANOTHER infection Jester! What have you been doing this time? Hear hear Daze - HURRAH for Lurchers (and labradors and GSDs and Roties and Jack Russells and Cross Breeds and Spaniels and.....

Daze: and NOT CATS!!!!!Billy and I do not like cats, we tried to chase one once and it turned round and scratched me and Billy ran away!!

Jester: We used to have a cat who lived in our house with us! My Aunty Tally told me that my dad kissed her once. We were not allowed to chase her in the house.

Jester: I have been and got an infection in my wound. Person says to stop licking it and it will get better.

Daze: Hi Pip xx were you chasing a Hare in the fields behind mine today? (Sunday) 'cos I joined in to help you but you were sooooooooooooooooo fast I couldn't keep up, even Billy tried to run !!! a little bit .

Pip: NO it wasn't me. I was safe at home (my Person believes this to be so anyway). Have I a little escape hole out of my field? Did I go out for a chase with you Daze? Did I came back home without Person even noticing I had gone?

Daze: This makes me smile Pip, just to think about it !! wouldn't it be fun!!!! xx

Jester: Hi Pip, can you tell me what sort of a dog Daze is? And Billie, are they big dogs or little dogs? I amvery itchy at the moment and I might have an allergy.

Daze: Hello Jester and Pip xxx Billy is big black Labrador, very like Monty the Mont but taller and I am a X between a Bearded Colllie and a Whippet so I am a Lurcher too...sort of.! Billy is nearl714 and I am nearly 15. How old are you Jester ?

Daze: My person baths me with Tea Tree Oil shampoo and this stops me being itchy, perhaps this would help you too !

Jester: Hi Daze, I am 2 and so is Lolepop who is my sister (and my sister Chelsea). My aunty Tally is 3 and Magnum is only 9 months old. My doctor is very pizzled with my itch. Shampoo and food supplements are not working.

Daze: Hi Jester, I asked my person what 'pizzled' meant and she laughed a lot. I wish you and your family a 'Happy Christmas' I can't remember what that is but think I have to guard the chimney!! ?

Daze: My person says I am not very bright ? and that's why she called me Daze, 'cos I was always in one ? My person is very strange sometimes.

Jester: I have been back to my doctor and he has pulled my claw off again! I know what Christmas is. Lots of things to eat. Persons don't always appreciate how we think, I am sometimes called Thicky.

Jester: Tally is Licky, Lolly is Tricky and Magnum is Sicky. He doesn't travel well. He is pizzled by the frost. Just wait until he sees snow!

Pip: Milly iis Silly,, Marmite is That Flaming Marmite, sometimes I'm That Bloody Pip and Monty is just The Mont.

Pip: Person is fostering a SPANIEL! She is seven months old and her name is Beryl (Prson calls her Sweetie Pie).

Lottie: Your person came to see me I am a retreiver, am finding it difficult to retreive snow, saw Beryl with you, Sweetie Pie, lovely name we would call her Lulu, she has shades of red on her coat like that Scottish singer that sings Shout

Lottie: Just off with man person (Chris) for (drunken man walk) I am

Lottie: (sorry)n paw got stuck) I am sure someone from the village will think he has been at the human fire water!! will be in touch after the weekend hopefully will of made progress and got Chris a little more trained

Jester: Are you still top dog in your pack Pip? Magnum wants to be top dog but we won't let him. Today Lolepop got a stick stuck in her mouth and person had to pull it out. I am still very itchy and we got to play in the snow.

Pip: Hi Lottie, training humans is easy - and they think they are training US!!!!! I will tell Beryl Sweetie-Pie that she may one day, if she is very lucky and very good, go to live with you. Poor itchy Jester. Perhaps rolling in the snow will help.

Lottie: Human training definately coming along well, have even trained him to take my empty bowl away immediately I leave it on the stand, just wish he wouldn't waste my time eating human tit bits first.

Daze: Hello Pip xx My person has been away in Scotland for 3 days and we had to look after Tim who is my most special person. He took us right down into the village and Billy fell over and cried.Tim had to help Billy all the way home..

Daze: We get very strange food when Tim looks after us sometimes 'cos he doesn't like the smell of our proper food. We had prawns one day, we liked them. Billy is very wonky at the moment and our person has to help him onto the settee. I

Daze: I hope you and your gang have a Happy Christmas ( whatever that is ? ) xx

Pip: Poor Billy. Why did Tim take him for a walk when he is old and has arthritis? Persons seem to think that all dogs must have long walks. Is he OK. Our Sweetie Pie hasn't had a walk for four days!! She is much much calmer.

Pip: She has our field to run in. Soon we will start with short proper walks again.

Pip: Daze - thank you for my Christmas card! Eleven black labrador - which one is Billy? Which one is Monty the Mont?

Daze: Hi Pip xx I am pleased you liked the card, I couldn't find one with 11 Lurchers so I chose Labs.The on top right is Billy when he was a puppy and 3rd row left is Monty when he was a puppy. OK ?

Daze: My person says I am the most beautiful and most c;lever girl in the world so I must be right !!! xxx

Daze: But I must say that Lottie in the pic. is very beautiful too

Pip: Happy Christmas to all my doggie pals, from ME, Monty the Mont, Marmite, Silly Milly and Sweetie Pie

Daze: Thank you Pip, hope you are guarding the Chimney !!!!! so you get first pickings out of Santa's sack xxxx

Jester: My person says we can't match you Pip. He person will definitely leave home if we were to have 5 dogs in our pack. Happy Christmas to all our doggie friends and all the persons who look after them. Hope we all get nice treats and turkey.

Pip: We don't have a chimney and Santa was too fat for the dog flap. He left a little note saying we must HUNT for our presents in the garden.

Daze: Santa left us new blankets and yummy chew sticks, but our person got up earlier than us so she found them for us.

Lottie: Sweetie Pie came to play at my house today, we had fun, my persons are chatting about us living all together. My persons say 5 would be a bit much, 2 would be good, as long as I am one of them that would be fine!!

Pip: Sweetie Pie told me she played and she played with Lottie. She LOVED Lottie. But I LOVE Sweetie Pie, so does Monty the Mont, so does Marmite, and even Milly loves her now. Persons whispered to me that she will have a little cry when Sweetie Pie goes away,

Daze: ty Pip xxx Happy New Year to you and your gang too xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Jester: We have had a strange start to the new year. We went to stay with my sister Chelsea. My persoms and her persons went out into the garden just before midnight and sat in a tub of water for over an hour. Then they came into the house and went to bed.

Jester: Pip are you still missing Sweetie Pie? Will you be going to play with her and Lovely Lottie? We will be going back to school soon. I miss meeting all the other dogs in my class.

Daze: Hello Pip, I am sorry you feel sad about Sweetie Pie leaving you !. My person calls me 'Sweetie Pie' sometimes, so I will be your friend if that helps cheer you up xxxx

Issey: Hello Pip, I sometimes go to play with lovely Lottie and I have a great time. I hope I will meet Lulu (Sweetie Pie) very soon.Do not be sad the persons will take good care of her.

Pip: Hi Issey - a new friend! I hope Lulu is a good girl when you meet her. Person says she is very happy about Lulu's new Always home. Are you a big dog or a little dog Issey?

Lottie: Hello Pip, Lulu (Sweetie Pie) is being very good, I have to keep her in her place in the garden sometimes, she is my special for always friend, we have played with the ball with our lady person today, Lulu is sleeping under persons chair in the kitchen.

Issey: Hello Pip, I am a Dalmatian, my person says I have lots and lots of spots! As soon as Lulu has settled in my person is going to take me to see her and Lovely Lottie.

Pip: Lulu has spots too! She hasn't got lots and lots of spots like you, she has just a few. They are brown spots. And Lulu has a brown splodge under her nose. Bye bye Spotty Issey.

Jester: I dont have any spots. I am black all over except for a little white patch on my tummy. Magnum has a white patch on his tummy but Lolepop and Tally are all black.

Daze: If you listen very carefully Pip you will hear Billy snoring !!! our person says it sounds like a chain saw ! I am pleased that I sleep upstairs with my person and Billy sleeps downstairs 'cos my person needs lots of sleep. or she gets a bit grumpy.

Pip: Perhaps snoring is a labrador thing. Person says Marmite sounds like a train. Tell me, Daze, does you Person snore too? My Person types this for me, so I won't be able to tell you whether she snores or not.

Daze: Hello Pip xx My person doesn't think she snores ??? but she does talk in her sleep a lot, but never says anything interesting like'Biscuit' or 'Walkies'

Daze: I used to have another big black dog buddy here called Boo, he snored too !! but he wasn't a Lab he was a GSD X !! perhaps it's a big black dog thing?

Lottie: Hi Pip, Lulu (Sweetie Pie) makes squeaky noises in her sleep she says sometimes i make funny noises when I doze off, my persons say we are dreaming about chasing rabbits. We love playing in the snow, Lulu is being a good girl I love her

Pip: Hello Lottie - Lulu has the best home EVER with you. Can I come to live with you too? I would like to come on walks with you and Lulu down by the river please.

Pip: Person has just said 'when do you want to go Pip?' and I didn't really mean it. I would miss bossing Monty the Mont, Marmite and Silly Milly.

Daze: and your person would have a wet, salty face for ages if you went and lived with Sweetie Pie. Perhaps she can come and see you sometimes ? .

Daze: I think your coat is very smart Pip, I have a red waterproof one with fluff inside and a shocking pink polo neck !! My person laughs a lot when I wear this !Billy doesn't wear a coat 'cos he has a thick warm fur coat, like Monty the Mont and Marmite.

Pip: My coat is corderoy. I don't think shokcing pink would suit me. I would like fluff inside, though.

Pip: Person is going to visit TWO chocolate labradors tomorrow. She went to see a Staffie yesterday, and today she is going to help a Border Collie. Person always smells Very Interesting when she comes home.

Daze: I had a bath today all warm and bubbly and now I smell of Tea Tree Oil which stops my lumps itching. My person told me that I am the most beautiful girl in the world.

Zac & Issy: My person had no sleep after your person came but my peron has changed so I did sleep some more last night. Issy is still confused that the 24hr cafe has shut and our person is only serving breakfast and supper.

Lottie & Lulu: Hi Pip your person came to visit this morning, our tails nearly wagged off when she came, lovely, our persons like her to. We are being good and our persons seem very happy they can be as well, not all the time, we still have to keep an eye on them.

Lottie & Lulu: Hope this not much sleep thing is not catching, nothing like a bit of a snore, sleep tight tonight.

Pip: Zac - I will tell you a secret. If you sleep ALL NIGHT your Person might take you out for a Walk wwhen you get up in the morning! Marmite says sleeping and eating are the best things in life - then walks. She is now out hoovering up the bird seed.

Pip: and Person went toe see Sweetie Pie-Lulu yesterday! She didn't take me, but I could smell where she had been when she came home. Lulu looked very happy with Lovely Lottie.

Zak: Pip my person is really happy with me as I slept 10pm - 5.30am and didn't need to wake her up in the night. Issy says she is getting used to not being fed in the night and likes her timmy being full when the person goes to work.

Zak: I can't spell as i meant tummy not timmy my person can't tell me what a timmy is????

Pip: Hi Sleepy Zak! I like the sound of an Empty Timmy. My Person can't spell either. She calls them typos when really she ca't spell.

Lottie & Lulu: Hi Pip, Zac is going to feel so much better now he has had some sleep, his person will also, then they can go for walks, not sleep walking!, not liking the rain, makes our coats all wet, good for rolling in the mud though!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daze: Hi Pip, we went out for our walk today ( well I run super fast!! but Billy just walks slowly !) our person fell down in the mud and couldn't get up 'cos she was laughing so much! Billy and I tried to help her and we all ended up very very muddy.

Daze: When we got home she stopped laughing and I had to have a bath...again !!!! Bill's big lump in his throat has got much smaller I think it must be the Bovril sandwiches he has !!!

Zak: Hi Pip - my person said "o what a night" this morning, I thought that was a song and she was going to dance. Is and I like dancing its fun, Issy looks like a kangaroo when she dances. My person said it was because of the night we had as I got up too early

Zak: im not sure why I got up as I have been so good even though I like trying to get up at 5.30am. Issy needed the toilet in the night too and I think its the new food we are trying, I love food ! Whats Bovril Billy is that food ??

Billy: Hello Zak, and Pip of course. My person gives me a very small Bovril sandwich every night with my tablet in.She thinks I don't know but I do, 'cos Daze told me !! I like Bovril so much I don't care anyway. very good to talk to you both!

Zak: Hey Billy my person gives me cheese, not sure why?? But Issy has just told me it's because she has her tablets in cheese so I get cheese too. Mice like cheese, I like mice sometimes Cats leave them in the garden dead so I eat them. I love dead anything

Pip: I lke to eat very very slowly. The other three gobble their food down, then they stand and watch me. They drool. I crunch one bit at a time. Just to let them know I am IMPORTANT.

Pip: Person made us chicken stew yesterday. She is adding a very little bit to our dry food. It has carrots and potatoes in. Person is Very Interested in our Poos. She thinks they may be too hard. (She has just told me this is not a nice subject for my blog).

Zak: My person says I pooh like a Mr Whippy machine, my person eats Mr Whippy but never lets us eat it as its Human Food not Dog Food. My person is hoping Issy will have nice pooh soon on our new food or did she say she would like Issy not to pooh in the

Zak: night now I sleep. Issy had a broken leg once someone elses person fell on her! Amy is pretty I hope she is better soon.

Pip: tell your person to start feeding Issy earlier, bit by bit, until she's not fed after 5pm. That way she shouldn't need to go out at night.

Pip: I have my last meal at about 4.30 (don't know what that means but it's what Person says).

Zak: my person say's she does not get home till 6pm and then we go and see our friends for a walk so hard to feed us early.

Zak: im doing really well my person is very happy as all that your person taught her is working. I slept all night the other day and Issy is fine and she is being really good too! My person is having friends round tonight as its her birthday so we need to be

Zak: really good and not jump up too much.... so I am going to think about that today when I am sleeping in my den. I had a birthday last year I was 3 !

Pip: Happy Birthday Zak's Person! You culd give her as nice raw meaty bone with a pink ribbon around it.

Daze: Hello Pip, hope you are well and happy xx Our person says that Billy will go away soon and I can't go with him. I don't want him to go away 'cos I love him very much. He used to look after me but now I look after him. He's my best friend, I 'll miss him

Daze: Very soon Pip, he still has some happy times with us, but everyday they get shorter. We just think how lucky we were that he let us rescue him 10 years ago.We have had a lovely time together.

Pip: Billy is a very lucky dog having his home with you for ten years. Person says she is always there for you if you need any help.

Daze: Thankyou Pip xx and please say thankyou to your person too